Matthew Burch

This is a shout out for @TheBodyShopUK in particular Maya, who fixed something broken in time for Christmas at the 11th hour, more like 11:55! Excellent customer relations 10/10. All businesses needs a Maya #customerexperience #CustomerService #customercare

Anyone else spot a budget Judge in the latest Grand Tour? #thegrandtour #Lochdown #judgedredd @JeremyClarkson @mrjamesmay @RichardHammond

If #XRP hits $589 this month, we will give each follower who retweets this 1 XRP! 😮 🚀

Does anyone wonder if use by dates are becoming a bit too specific? 😂 #timedusebydate #cowbelle @AldiUK #overlyspecific #ott #howdoesitknow #date

Anyone know if #coronavirus spreads through farting? Asking for a friend. #COVID__19 #fart #coronafarts

@sainsburys so trying to contact you about a disregarded organ transplant vulnerable person and telephone impossible to get through plus email not an option. How do I speak with you?

So there are over 2100 people globally worth over $1billion. Average $4.1billion. That’s over $8.6trillion! If #coronavirus costs $4trillion 2100 people could step up! #COVID19Pandemic

When you’ve had a rotten day...keep perspective! #baddays #keeppositive #perspective #mindset #lookonthebrightside

? #seriousquestion has there been an independent unbiased study determining if it’s actually feasible to operate the #nhs in a manner which is ‘free’ with acceptable waiting times & services given population size & demographic regardless of cost? #nhsrealitycheck #election2019

This! 👋🏼😂

All this #BrexitDebate, political manoeuvres and protesting seems so pointless; everything will be renegotiated, debated, agreed, formed, deleted, adapted, evolved over the next decade, #brexit does not end at exit, it starts! #BrexitDeal

@Rachel44Morris Actually I’d have thought that was technically assault. Think about it, if you shove anyone else out the way you’d potentially be charged. Appalling behaviour!

To the lady who just moved me as though I was a shopping trolley...I am not, I am Rachel, have achieved a few things & Im NOT a shopping trolley aka I am an independent wheelchair user...#NotAShoppingTrolley #IamMe #disability #Sainsburys

@philswallowpics They get the pampering of my MUA so what’s to be scared of!

Going to #BigSustainabilityExpo 08/10/19 Southampton? I’m doing Headshots live and real in public! Special show price with MUA! Get yourself a cracking new headshot for LinkedIN, your website, PR...it’s going to be fun! #bigsustainability #headshots southernsustainability.co.uk/projects/big-s…

So today #ExtinctionRebelion protestors sprayed, no, let’s say it as it is, wasted, 1800 litres of water to make the point on #ClimateChange Wasted 1800 litres of presumably, drinking water! Wow! #notverybright

@graceblakeley @hollyarigby Also really curious about the legal footprint; surely this policy is simply Government confiscation of private property? Does that extend to private hospitals? #privateschools #LabourConference2019

@graceblakeley @hollyarigby 2500 private schools many relying on ‘Middle England’ not all with Etonesque facilities. Eton is not representative of the majority of private schools. It’s like saying ALL car owners drive Aston Martins.