Matthew Crampton

Tonight. Live from Norwich. norwichfolkclub.net/the-folk-detec…

Tonight! 8pm. Tickets on the door. Great beers!

Floods won't thwart us! Rescheduled from last (damp) month, I'm at @TheFleeceInn in Bretforton on 22 Oct. Join me for great songs, bad jokes and fine monologues ... plus some spooky stuff for Halloween. More: tickettailor.com/events/fleecei…?

GIG CANCELLED DUE TO FLOOD ALERTS. Sorry! Rescheduled to Tuesday 22 October. The show will go on! (But not tonight...)

It's tomorrow folks! 5.45pm at Crampton Tower (yeah, great name...) We're very excited to bring the truth to @FolkWeek. @Paulaccordion

Two of my favourite things, strangely entwined.

@MorrisFolkChoir Brilliant, I hadn't thought of that. It might enter the script/research paper....

@MatthewCrampton Very much so, thank you! Most enjoyable. Further evidence of the Egypt/Morris connection may be the fastening of bells round the bottom of trouser legs to prevent the snakes getting up there.

Morris Folk Choir will be represented in the crowd, eager to soak up the ancient lore.

Londoners, details of tonight's gig... folkandroots.co.uk/the-folk-detec…

Tomorrow night! Only a few tickets left! Plus unveiling of filthy tea towels.... (huh?) folkandroots.co.uk/the-folk-detec…

This Wednesday (29th May) The Folk Detectives reveal the truth at @Water_Rats - an evening of revelations not to be repeated... Tickets £15 Advance, £18 on the night Full details - folkandroots.co.uk/the-folk-detec…

In perhaps the greatest journalistic coup since Watergate, @FolkLondonMag has interviewed those secretive legends The Folk Detectives. It’s vital reading for anyone thinking of attending their ‘gigs’ at @water_rats @ChippFolk, @sidmouthfolk, @FolkWeek, @moseleyfolk & @FolkEast.

Oh dear. More revelations. Are you brave enough to join The Folk Detectives at @Water_Rats next week on 29 May? folkandroots.co.uk/the-folk-detec… @FolkLondonMag @Paulaccordion

Come 'experience' The Folk Detectives in London next week. Wed 29 May at @Water_Rats folkandroots.co.uk/the-folk-detec… @Paulaccordion @folkandroots @FolkLondonMag

Just two weeks until the Folk Detectives arrive at The Water Rats #kingscross #London on Weds 29th May - adv tickets £15 Every so often an act comes along which enthrals audiences and changes the face of music This is not such an act. Though it would like to be.

Wow, The Folk Detectives are top picks at @sidmouthfolk (thanks Mike!). 'One of the most entertaining shows available anywhere in the folkie world.' Catch us soon in London on 29th May at @Water_Rats via @folkandroots . tkts folkandroots.co.uk/the-folk-detec… @Paulaccordion

Worm love.

How to identify a conspiracy theorist: present them with a real conspiracy - Post Office, water privatisation, Cambridge Analytica - and they won't be interested. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

Rehearsing with the Sultan of Swingalong @tomcarradine for our 16 May gig at @WiltonMusicHall #TheBananaBoys