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Matthew Duncan

@MatthewDun18561

Vet dishing ironic humor to roast BS and lift spirits. Laughing at life’s chaos. 😎 #SarcasmWithaSmirk no DM please

Katılım Mart 2025
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Matthew Duncan
Matthew Duncan@MatthewDun18561·
@sneako Or, you are just uptight. Religious beliefs are tools for enlightenment and understanding not judgment and opinions.
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SNEAKO@sneako·
Islam is the only religion people expect to be taken seriously. Muslims are held to the highest societal standard because everyone intrinsically knows we have the truth.
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Sarah Sizzle@sizzle_sarah·
This is the best Minnesota has to offer for U.S. Senate. This is why Minnesota is rapidly declining.
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Matthew Duncan@MatthewDun18561·
@LibsHateUs I think that’s called the “Donkey Punch” reaction, as viewed from the side.
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
Tesla security cameras caught two worthless thugs in Anaheim, CA, slicing up EV charging cables in a parking garage for a few measly pennies’ worth of copper.
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Matthew Duncan@MatthewDun18561·
@WomenBeingAwful What about coming home and finding out your wife was arrested for harassing fat women again?
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Women Being Awful@WomenBeingAwful·
Why would anyone want to be with someone who doesn't want to take care of themselves?
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Libs Hate Us
Libs Hate Us@LibsHateUs·
Have you ever seen someone twerk while getting beat up?🤡🦍
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Matthew Duncan@MatthewDun18561·
@Kittenwaffin I believe that’s called an eating disorder. He was never taught how to properly eat or where the food should go.
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🤍 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 🤍
His girlfriend didn't come home on time... So he retaliated by destroying the apartment. With food. Apparently the police showed up right after and arrested him.
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Retard Finder
Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
Unhinged retard says white women don't even exist and they're nothing but a mutation.
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The Net Daily
The Net Daily@TheNetDaily·
Her parents must be proud of her 😂
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WebcyteSammy
WebcyteSammy@Webcyte22·
Bro to Bro if she works out this hard, she’s the right one to marry. Just get it done😎🤝
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Matthew Duncan@MatthewDun18561·
Just wait until she stops fighting her peers and starts inviting them to buy the houses next door. Then the cycle repeats itself. You can leave an area, but you can’t expect the new one to stay the same while importing the same habits. If you can’t change at home, running away just changes the address.
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Black woman fires back at the haters flooding her comments and DMs after she shared how happy she is after moving to a predominantly white town because she enjoys the peace and appreciates the cleanliness. “I got black people trying to make me feel bad ‘cause I want to raise my son in an environment where I don’t want him thinking that smoking crack and being a prostitute, keeping your neighborhood dirty, driving around disturbing the peace, pulling your pants down under your ass, walking around wearing fucking bonnets, being a bunch of fucking dirty foot whores, and your badass fucking kids running wild is normal.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​“
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸@ImMeme0

Black lady who moved to a majority-white town says she’s struck by how quiet, clean, and peaceful it is, and wonders why more Black neighborhoods can’t be like that.

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Matthew Duncan@MatthewDun18561·
@timburchett We need to verify that the bike is yours by watching you putting fuel in the tank.
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Tim Burchett@timburchett·
Hey y’all, I sat down and wrote you a quick note. Nothing fancy - just the truth, straight from a Tennessee boy. Read it here:
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Matthew Duncan@MatthewDun18561·
@CattardSlim Nah, he just learned to trail his wife. It’s easier on the ears—maybe not the nose, since he’s downwind.
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Cuckturd@CattardSlim·
I'm pretty sure Bill Clinton just takes gummies all day.
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Matthew Duncan@MatthewDun18561·
We’ve seen this movie before. Pvt. Isabella Gonzales risks becoming the emotional catalyst for a deeper war. Her death deserves grief, honor, and answers—not immediate escalation packaged as justice. Caution is warranted before more young Americans are sent to die in her name. During the Iraq War, Jessica Lynch was turned into a patriotic symbol—even after she challenged the story being told about her. From one Air Defender to another: We honor you by carrying the watch through the changeover. Rest easy, Air Defender—we’ve got the watch from here. First to Fire
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Airas@Airaswe·
This is Isabella Gonzales. She was 19 years old, she was from the class of 2025 at Hebron High School. She and her family live in Carrollton, TX. On Friday July 17, 2026. Private Isabella Gonzales was killed in Jordan. I did not have the honor knowing this outstanding young lady while she was alive. I do have the opportunity making sure we all remember her name. How should the nation honor the memory of its fallen heroes? 🇺🇸
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