Matthew Ellis

@NoContextCounty Duckett and either Sibley or Hameed. But it will probably be Crawley.

Who are your England openers?

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes

Do all 50-year-olds wake up at 5 a.m.?

@Parody_PM He's only 62?

What would you make my birthday cake out of?

@RichWXM Surely not better than Cartwright......?!! Seriously though, Marriott's kicking was absolutely pants. Great shot stopper, but not in Arthur's class, I totally agree

Arthur Okonkwo is the best goalkeeper I've seen in my time supporting Wrecsam. Better than Marriott and Dibble. I don't care that his kicking is suspect when he pulls off saves like that.

@YorkshireCCC Should they not be available for every game. Unless injury dictates?

Talk about Good Friday...we're delighted to confirm that Joe Root & Harry Brook will be available for our County Championship game v Surrey on 15th May 💙 This is one of a few games for the England pair! Grab your membership now to see them in action! yorkshireccc.com/tickets/member…

@lady_valor_07 No. But then the understanding of mental health and the importance of looking after it was relatively basic when I was in school. Looking back one or two of my mates would still be here had we had a better understanding.

Serious question- did your parents ever let you take a mental health day from school growing up?

@fairyhead32 @lancelachlan @TiceRichard Not sure the crown itself is particularly bothered?

@lancelachlan @TiceRichard How many Eid or Ramadan messages did she give. Zero. King Charles made this an issue by choosing one religion over the religion of his crown and country.

After his nice messages at Eid and Ramadan, we look forward to a warm Easter message from King Charles III in his role as Defender of the Faith of the Church of England

@ronsterd89 There isn't really any other close.......

@NFL_DovKleiman Well, he's not wrong.

Wow: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff." 😬😬😬

@ohhanxiety FIFA and VAR.

In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity

@PolitlcsUK I don't really care.

🚨 NEW: Marmalade will have to be sold as "citrus marmalade" under the upcoming UK-EU food deal This is because EU rules from June will broaden the definition of "marmalade" to include non-citrus spreads

Undeniable evidence that Nessie the Loch Ness Monster is real has been unearthed. Haters will say it's AI. #LochNessMonster

Name a great television theme song. I’ll start:

@WxmAFCFanzone That'll be Gresford. St Margaret's is off the picture to the right - you can see the white houses around Ffordd Estyn.

Concrete in the skies over Wrexham today. More specifically Wrexham AFC Kop site. The church in the background, is it St Margarets up in Garden village or Gresford?

@theepicmap Beethoven

Name a famous person from Germany without Googling.

@SirSimonClarke How are you a "Sir"? When did that happen?

Shamelessly using war in the Gulf to effectively reverse Brexit - just as he always intended. Not even hiding it anymore.

@s8mb So you struggle to focus when working at home?

I’m not a “work from home” guy by any means. But I’ve done it a bit lately and it’s certainly nice to see my family during the day. I can see why it’s so popular. But, and it’s a big but, my productivity is unquestionably lower. There’s just no substitute for the office.

@RobHarris I don't think it's 75% either. Based on all the fans I know it's more like 99%

Do 75% of fans really oppose VAR? That's the claim by the Football Supporters' Association. But not based on scientific, random sampling polling representative of all fans. It was through a website fans had to chose to click on which could skew to those more strongly with views

@FBAwayDays 1. Wrexham 2. Wrexham 3. Wrexham 4. The Racecourse Found, Wrexham

I want to know… 1. Who do you support? 2. Who does your Dad support? 3. Who does your Grandad support? 4. What is the nearest football ground to your house?

@LBC @NickFerrariLBC If a lorry ploughed into my house I would hope that my first thought would not be "where's my phone, I need to take a photo". It would probably be "S**t! A lorry's just ploughed into my house! Are the kids ok?"

'Stop feeling sorry for these idiotic Brits.' 'When you're in the same room as a bear, you don't poke it with a stick.' As 70 Britons are arrested for taking videos of missile attacks in Dubai, @NickFerrariLBC is surprised by some listener reactions to their 'censorship'.