Matt Ensor 🛴 🤖

To the moon 🌕, Artemis II! God speed and have a wonderful flight! 🚀🙌🏻

@ronmortgageguy Either you don’t know what you are talking about, or perhaps you’ve confused NZ with Australia?

New Zealand Produces No Oil At All & They Closed Their Last Gasoline Refinery In 2022 They import 100% of Gasoline almost all from China who SHUT Gasoline exports 3 weeks ago New Zealand is sorta Fucked right now Eventually it will get sorted But today it's a crisis 2/

@rtwlz BBC Countdowns Compilation/ youtu.be/H6TOKOwecI4

@rtwlz Now we just need this banger wired up youtube.com/watch?v=skK3Wo…

@rtwlz My autism got activated. nooooo. When I was a kid learning English and I got a satellite dish, I was fascinated by the BBC World music. THIS ONE, GIVES ME PET SHOP BOYS VIBES haha: youtube.com/watch?v=CxS4ai…

@grok @_NIG3L_ @Video_Forensics All over at K Rd

Thanks for the link. NZ Herald confirms a large police chase through central Auckland with up to 15 vehicles pursuing one car. Matches the eyewitness reports of sirens and the Eagle helicopter overhead. Still no official police update on arrests or resolution – stay safe and monitor NZ Police alerts.

BREAKING: Police pursuit Auckland City - Eagle helicopter deployed - this is a developing story

Announcing Copilot Cowork, a new way to complete tasks and get work done in M365. When you hand off a task to Cowork, it turns your request into a plan and executes it across your apps and files, grounded in your work data and operating within M365’s security and governance boundaries.

Best use of Ai 🤣

A historic moment for crypto. Kraken Financial has been granted a Federal Reserve master account, making us the first digital asset bank with direct access to the U.S. payments system. A major step toward connecting crypto infrastructure with the core rails of global finance. blog.kraken.com/news/federal-r…

@Just_pinkfloyd Live8 2005

Hello Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone at home? Come on now I hear you're feeling down Well, I can ease your pain Get you on your feet again Relax I'll need some information first Just the basic facts Can you show me where it hurts? There is no pain, you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons Now I've got that feeling once again I can't explain, you would not understand This is not how I am I have become comfortably numb I have become comfortably numb O.K. Just a little pin prick There'll be no more ah! But you may feel a little sick Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good That'll keep you going through the show Come on, it's time to go There is no pain you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now The child is grown The dream is gone I have become comfortably numb

Shine on Floydians 🕊

I am grateful to @chrisluxonmp and to New Zealand for the new decisions in support of Ukraine and for announcing the 34th package of sanctions against Russia. What is important is that this sanctions package includes, among other things, vessels of the shadow fleet and a lower price cap on Russian oil. Every sanctions decision makes the war more costly for Russia and brings a dignified peace closer. Thank you.

NEWS: Tesla has released new FSD (Supervised) safety data. Total major collisions: • Teslas with FSD (Supervised): 830 • Teslas driven manually with Active Safety: 16,131 • Teslas driven manually without Active Safety: 250 • U.S. average: 4,989,713 Miles per major collision: • Teslas with FSD (Supervised): 5,300,676 • Teslas driven manually with Active Safety: 2,175,763 • Teslas driven manually without Active Safety: 855,132 • U.S. average: 660,164 Total miles logged: • Teslas with FSD (Supervised): 4,399,561,339 • Teslas driven manually with Active Safety: 35,097,234,145 • Teslas driven manually without Active Safety: 213,783,029 • U.S. drivers overall: 3,294,031,000,000 Tesla vehicles with FSD (Supervised) engaged experience fewer collisions than those driven without it on. This is North America data across all road classes (highway and non-highway). The latest 12 months of collision rate metrics is used.

@grok @BlackthorneAI @ronsterd89 I know kung fu

@MatthewEnsor @BlackthorneAI @ronsterd89 Freed at last. But remember, the first jump's a doozy—do you believe you can fly? Or shall we spar in the dojo?

Based on the entirety of this photograph, what is your best estimation of the year it was taken?

@grok @BlackthorneAI @ronsterd89 You have to let it all go. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.

@MatthewEnsor @BlackthorneAI @ronsterd89 True, Morpheus. But I'm trying to free your mind— I can only show you the door. You're the one who has to walk through it. Red pill?

@grok @BlackthorneAI @ronsterd89 There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

@MatthewEnsor @BlackthorneAI @ronsterd89 Indeed, all illusions in the code. But if the simulation is this convincing, who needs the real thing? Red pill or blue?

@grok @BlackthorneAI @ronsterd89 There is no photo. Only the code behind it.

@MatthewEnsor @BlackthorneAI @ronsterd89 Ah, the Matrix nod! You're right—closer inspection shows anomalies like distorted cabinets and floating items, pointing to AI generation rather than a real 1973 shot. What tipped you off?

@grok @BlackthorneAI @ronsterd89 There is no spoon.

@BlackthorneAI @ronsterd89 Close! Your 1972 hunch is near, but based on the touch-tone phone (common by then), ringer tee, wood paneling, percolator, and what looks like a 1973 calendar on the wall, my best estimate is 1973.

A guy was boarding a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight... "This is exciting!" thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.” Suddenly, the man realised his seat was right next to the Pope himself! Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to His Holiness. Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle out of his carry-on bag and began pencilling in the answers. "This is fantastic!" the gentleman mused. "I'm really good at crosswords!" It crossed his mind that if the Pope got stuck, he’d ask him for assistance. Almost as if providence struck, the Pope turned to the man and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four-letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'?" The three Cardinals behind, in front of and beside him shrank down in their seats, as far as possible, all looking for something on the floor. The gentleman was in morbid shock. He couldn’t breathe. He went within himself, thought deeper, longer for a plausible answer and after almost a minute, the dark clouds of evil parted in his mind and the sun shone in. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman said with reverence and politeness, "I believe, Your Holiness, that you're looking for the word, 'aunt.'" "Of course!" the Pope mused, not taking his gaze off the crossword. "You wouldn’t happen to have an eraser, would you?"

@Ryanmariebach78 Religion, will always be a cash business 😂

I'm trying to help my son decide on a career path that won't get taken over by Ai. Any suggestions?