Matthew Hanlon

@BROKENBRITAIN0 308 votes too many

🚨NEWS: The Green Party candidate in the Makerfield by-election, Sarah Wakefield, only got 308 votes 🇬🇧

@reid6peter Jug eared twat!

RW friends having a meltdown, bless.

@GBNEWS How long before the “mental health issues” excuses are being used?

BREAKING: Boy, 3, thrown into crocodile enclosure at UK zoo as man arrested gbnews.com/news/cambridge…

@Cabr100991 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

@BasilTheGreat @LBC

🚨BREAKING: Green Party controlled, Bristol Council BANS people flying England Flag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 during World Cup for fear of upsetting migrants [@LBC ]

@StellingRobbie Cheers Robbie 👍

I have a big article with Nicky, his plans for the future and the role he has been offered by Pools, which will be available to read from Friday on The Monkey's Uncle.

@StellingRobbie Will Nicky be staying on at the club Robbie?

I've spoken to Nicky Featherstone, who discusses his Pools future, Jeff Stelling, who spoke to me about his role as president and his relationship with Raj Singh, as well as Anthony Limbrick, who reflected on life at Victoria Park as well as his new role in the US.

@Keir_Starmer You really do live in your own little world don’t you? Country is falling apart and this is your concern!

We are banning social media access for under 16s. These days kids must find their feet in a world where technology intrudes into every area of their life. I just can’t let that go on anymore. So we’re giving children their childhoods back.

@Keir_Starmer We don’t care! You should be concentrating on what’s going on here! But clearly you couldn’t care less!

My statement on today's agreement between the United States and Iran.

@MarioBojic Horrible cunts!!

🚨🇬🇧BREAKING: UK Police just arrested a crying 5-year-old boy while taking away his father. Starmer's police dragged the terrified child into a car, then pepper-sprayed and the father and the man filming everything. What the hell is happening in Britain?

@HUFCRatings @Mark_Carroll3 Take it he’s turned down another position at pools then?

Hearing Nicky Featherstone is a strong candidate for the Gateshead job. Hartlepool born Steven Paylor is a massive fan of his. Certainly one to keep a eye on

@IlungaBk @Official_HUFC Welcome to pools

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@Keir_Starmer More blood on your hands!

The horrific attack in Belfast last night is sickening. I have absolutely no tolerance for abhorrent scenes of violence like this on our streets. My thoughts are first and foremost with the victim, and I thank the first responders, including members of the public who intervened.

✍️ Jack Nolan is a Poolie! We're delighted to welcome the highly-rated forward to the Club following his departure from Morecambe FC 👊

@Official_HUFC Yes. Yes it has!!

Statement made.

@PolitlcsUK Let me guess, Mental Health?

🚨 BREAKING: Police say the attempted beheading of a man in Belfast is not currently being treated as terrorism

@SportsPeteO Challinor won’t step down to Salford

Former Stockport boss Dave Challinor, Ex-Peterborough chief Darren Ferguson and former Barnsley manager Conor Hourihane are on the shortlist for the vacant manager’s job at Salford. #Salford #Ammies

@BasilTheGreat @thetimes Absolutely disgusting. I’m sure that they will Not be the only police force guilty of it either!

🚨NEWS: It has been revealed that Hampshire Police initially wanted to portray Henry Nowak as the aggressor just three days after his death but were warned against it [@thetimes ]

@RobLawTees @bennymac1994 Tell you something Rob, that would be one hell of a signing. It’s so good seeing the club showing ambition in the transfer market

🔵 Understand Hartlepool ARE pushing hard to sign Jack Nolan - firmly in the race for his signature. Pools looking to make a statement this summer 👀 Also leading the way for Spennymoor’s McKeown. Work still to do but Maxwell, Beech & Clark making progress. #Pools | #HUFC