Matthew

Fish are only good for one thing, and that's sticks.

So, the Isle of Wight is like LT's general worldview, then.

@selz_j @TerryF1010 @InformeOculto I agree. 😋 x.com/i/status/20347…

@MatthewIsntOnX @TerryF1010 @InformeOculto And despite this being the final post Tony Vaughan made on X, two months ago, LT still saw fit to send him a tweet expressing his disappointment. Reading is fundamental.

Ffs #ThisMorning

@TerryF1010 @selz_j @InformeOculto I mean, if he is an example of the kind of men around Kent, I can't necessarily blame people for going around kissing illegal migrants. (Or, y'know, NOT EVERYTHING IS IMMIGRATION.)

@selz_j @MatthewIsntOnX @InformeOculto That was a classic! 🤣🤣

Reading comprehension is important. Unless you enjoy shouting into the wind at someone who left the platform over two months ago. And to be fair, he DOES love a bit of wind shouting.

@selz_j @TerryF1010 @InformeOculto It's much more likely he'll get a cold, claim it's meningitis, recover in a few days, claim that it's nothing and everyone is exaggerating, but also that his mum died from it somehow, then blame the NHS and say he's going to sue them. While eating mouldy fish sticks.

@TerryF1010 @MatthewIsntOnX @InformeOculto He’s quite near Canterbury, fingers crossed…

@TerryF1010 @InformeOculto There is nothing he will not blame foreigners for. Because after all, meningitis never existed before small boats.

@InformeOculto Sadly.

@selz_j I know. I'd just love it if this was his last tweet:

@MatthewIsntOnX He is alive and… well, I don’t know if he’s well, he’d try to have you believe otherwise.

Guys, I think Dale's dead.

Must be a pain if you ever have to ask for directions. "Excuse me, where's the post office?" "Go right. Then right again. Then keep going right until you hit the coast." "But that's miles away. I thought it..." "That’s exactly what the mainstream media wants you to think!"

And John here... where much like most of LT's own tweets... I can guess what he was going for, but he managed to completely fumble the execution.

LT: 'We are not far right! We are just right! Stop these slurs!' Also LT: 'I saw stickers on lampposts for marches against the far right, and I was mortally offended - so much so I used my crutches to scrape some bits off.'

Only until you become an ITV presenter, LT. an an an an an an an an an an

(Look, they can't all be classic ripostes.)

Finish a f**king thought, tw*t face.

Yeah, people who are so insecure about their failings that they hide it with misplaced arrogance are the worst.

He's still reversing, btw.

Warning. Warning. This Liam is reversing. Please watch out for long term principles and beliefs being abandoned. Warning. Warning.