The latest riff of the cult supernatural soap opera #StrangeParadise is on Patreon! For this, and over 180 riffs including #StarTrek and #DoctorWho, become a subscriber!
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Matthew J Elliott
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Matthew J Elliott
@MatthewJElliot1
Award-winning scriptwriter, author, voiceover artist, presenter, and contributor for RiffTrax, Head Writer at Imagination Theatre, Riffs on Patreon.
Lancashire, England Katılım Mayıs 2012
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Just spoke with a guy who owns a small business. Complaining about the fact that that he pays his employees $18-20hr (minimum) but the people who hire illegal aliens pay them $6.50 an hour and hurt his business.
Many of the people threatening law enforcement and interfering with deportations are just mad that this system is coming to an end.
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The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, in which I chart the history and continuity of the official #DoctorWho spinoffs, is on Patreon now! For this, and over 180 riffs, become a subscriber!
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@TONYxTWO Dancing?!? Well, say no more! If anything, Ross was under-reacting. This is what automatic weapons were made for!
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The fiftieth anniversary episode of Jim French's The Adventures of Harry Nile (written by me, and produced by those wonderful people at Imagination Theatre Audio Drama is on YouTube right now! Happy birthday, Harry!
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Even if you don't. Depends on what kind of mood we're in.
Homeland Security@DHSgov
Reminder: if you lay a finger on a federal officer or agent, you will face the full extent of the law.
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The trailer for riff of Atom Man Vs Superman is on YouTube! For the whole thing, plus +180 more riffs, including Doctor Who and Star Trek, subscribe on Patreon!
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@RealJamesWoods Something else no-one wants you to perform in.
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@WhiteHouse Trump supporters love hanging people, they dedicated a whole day to Mike Pence a few years back. I assumed you'd be all about this.
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One of the many things I love about Minnesota is that there are way more "That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you" type of people than there are "Fucking bitch!" type of people.
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@flowergirlLibra @FrankConniff I am 100 per cent with you on this. I have shot so many people in the face for being facetious, the Constitution says you're allowed to do it, it may even encourage such behaviour.
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@FrankConniff She was being facetious when she said that! Why can’t you see that?
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@PressSec I can say "Karoline Leavitt is only telling the truth" over and over, but it will still be a lie.
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The media smeared an ICE Agent who properly defended himself from being run over by organized leftist protesters who were impeding an active law enforcement operation.
The reason trust in the media is at an all-time low is because they intentionally lie to the public to advance the Democrats’ narrative.
That’s exactly what they did in this case in Minnesota. More evidence here:
Alpha News@AlphaNews
BREAKING: Alpha News has obtained cellphone footage showing perspective of federal agent at center of ICE-involved shooting in Minneapolis
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They think that if they all say the same thing we will start to disbelieve our own eyes. Won't work. Just makes them look legitimately insane. There is no way to look at this and believe he was remotely at any risk of dying. He killed her and then said, "Fuckin' bitch."
Karoline Leavitt@PressSec
The media smeared an ICE Agent who properly defended himself from being run over by organized leftist protesters who were impeding an active law enforcement operation. The reason trust in the media is at an all-time low is because they intentionally lie to the public to advance the Democrats’ narrative. That’s exactly what they did in this case in Minnesota. More evidence here:
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@JDVance Have you ever thought about NOT being J D Vance? Try it for a week. You'll be surprised at the results.
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These people are incapable of not lying about this.
"Side window"? You can see the photos of the car with bullet holes. The shots came from the front of the car because that's where the officer was standing when he was hit by the car.
He is allowed to discharge his weapon in self defense.
Ryan Grim@ryangrim
Ok this is genuinely psychotic. Innocent? He shot an unarmed woman twice through a side window and then called her a “fuckin’ bitch,” let her bleed out, and fled the scene.
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@megbasham @iproposethis And that's the moment you came like a volcano.
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@iproposethis Yes, he was. That’s why there’s a bullet hole in the windshield.
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I feel like I’m gonna post this video 1000 times as the Democrats try to erase what we can all see with our eyes: Officers instructing a driver to exit the car, and the driver accelerating straight at an officer.
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@JDVance Did he have reason to fear for his life? No. Did he shoot a woman in the face for no reason? Yes.
Your soul says it misses you. It's sad you two will never meet up again.
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If you want to say this woman's death is a tragedy, that we should pray for her soul as Christians and Americans, then I agree with you.
But the media dishonesty about this officer is an all-time moment in shameless press propaganda.
Does this law enforcement officer have a family? Yes. Did he he get seriously injured by a vehicle just six months ago? Yes. Did he have reason to fear for his life? Yes. Does he have every right to safety while he's doing his job? Yes.
I want our law enforcement officers to do their jobs and come home safely to their family. If you don't like the immigration policy of the Trump administration, attack me. Leave our law enforcement alone.
And it's time for the press to finally tell the truth about this story.
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I gave you fair warning. It is here.
Nothing you have ever seen can prepare you for... High Treason (available now from the good people at #RiffTrax).
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@Bubblebathgirl Or - and hear me out here - fuck her, and fuck you, too.
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Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) goes after DHS Kristi Noem’s appearance and says she looks ridiculous.
This misogynistic behavior from Moskowitz isn’t anything new but it is still disgraceful.
He should be censured. Shame on him.
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@WillCainShow So they really had no option other than to murder her. That's what I do whenever I'm somewhat inconvenienced, and it's never been a big deal.
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WHAT THE I.C.E.-INVOLVED SHOOTING VIDEO DOESN’T SHOW YOU
“The driver had been harassing some of our other vehicles. She continued to harass and impede our officers’ enforcement actions by blocking them with her vehicle, essentially using it as a barrier.” — I.C.E. Acting Executive Associate Director Marcos Charles
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