🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡
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🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡
@MatthewZaso
🦋Bluesky: https://t.co/QSg0jWNTcn
San Francisco, CA. Katılım Haziran 2009
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Men are crazy because you’ll ask one what his comfort movie is and he’ll say something insane like “Saving Private Ryan” or “The Big Short”
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@SportsCenter DB thought the action was going the completely opposite direction. Got faked so hard it was a walk-in. Great play calling.
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The Notre Dame DB knew it was going to Jeremiah Smith and it still didn’t matter 🔥
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Open Enrollment is just gambling on whether or not I'm gonna die this upcoming year
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Keep The Great Highway open to traffic so that I can lay down in the middle of it on Wednesday morning during rush hour.
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lol did the Giants punter NOT get demolished on that play?!
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Wingstop, count your days for ruining good songs with your profusely-overplayed commercials
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Just wait till a Tuesday in November when the Blazers are in town the second night of a back-to-back. That crowd will be dead as hell.
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The Clippers have officially brought a student section to the NBA “The Wall” is right behind the baseline and no opposing fans are allowed
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Took the first flight out of San Diego and somehow still got delayed because the plane isn't here?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡@MatthewZaso
I think San Diego might be the worst airport in the US. Terminal 1 sucks. There's one runway. Always delays.
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This hangover got me feeling as useless as Jay Electronica's verse on Control
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Strava "Athlete Intelligence" be like:
"You ran a little fast and a little slow. A little high and a little low. Overall, you are running and you are training. You're welcome."
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Someone at this party just said that Josh Allen is black/white colorblind 💀
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I think San Diego might be the worst airport in the US. Terminal 1 sucks. There's one runway. Always delays.
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I've become such an incredible NFL casual. Haven't even learned the new kickoff rule. No idea how it works. Don't even care.
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