Anita Lunt

Move different when I’m off the Yao

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity

I would say one of my most persistent personal defects is that I always want to be on drugs. doesn't matter which drugs exactly, I'm pretty flexible. but I love being on at least some sort of drugs and I don't see why I shouldn't always be.

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

so sick showing ur passport to get into a bar. hello guard. i am a diplomat from very far away. please beer please please please please beer

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center

insane nyc bar double feature going on right now

Taco Bell should start doing ceviche

claude take my online dui course . make no mistakes

Sabes que la canción de Built to Spill será épica cuando Doug Martsch luce así

“And that’s why I’m taking IRAN”

Season 1,2 and 3 of Gomorrah are the greatest three seasons of TV I’ve ever watched. They are unmatched anywhere. Just complete masterpieces of TV.

europeans when world war 3 starts but it's august

My take on cat v dog discourse is that all of us should be keeping them inside more. Stop letting your cat roam free and stop bringing your dog to Trader Joe’s.

IF WE NEVA BEEN CODEFENDANTS, WENT HALF ON REVENGE, EXPERIENCED PAIN N GLORY, ENTERED THRU A WINDOW TOGETHER... WE AINT GROW UP TOGETHER!!!!! WE JUST COOL, CAUSE U NEVA FELT DA FIRE... #BODYLANGUAGE

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Me stepping out wearing Made in USA vintage Levi’s, Made in USA bean boots, Made in USA vintage Patagonia, Made in USA tee, made in USA wool socks

Imagine you just lost the Olympic gold medal game to your country’s biggest rival and then you get handed this

FRAME IT

Trocheck: “I’m getting fucked up tonight” Rockstar shit

Day ruiners: 1) new Todd Snyder collection 2) barista making horrible cappuccino 3) dudes wearing bright blue suits at their wedding 4) watching people with bad taste buy things 5) people in office using “rockstar” unironically