Matt McCartney

@AvidProTools why did you randomly just stop working ?? “Server maintenance” but no heads up?

Pretty big accomplishment, I wore jeans today

Does anybody else’s Spotify play music randomly throughout the day/during the night? Or do I just have a ghost who loves to bang out??

How is America gonna handle Black Friday??? Like.. I’ve seen the videos from past years and there’s no stopping the madness

Please help spread the word! @tiktok_us #facetimeprank

Dallas Green has the voice of an angel #BudStageAtHome

You ever meet someone who smelt so bad in person that you can literally smell them through your phone when you look at their pictures?

In a parallel universe I am currently blacked out on a beach somewhere

I feel like I’m on a real life episode of Too Hot To Handle... like you can go on dates but no touching or kissing...and the prize you ask? Your health #COVID19

If Kayne made wrinkled clothes a trend instead of ripped clothes my wardrobe would be worth millions

If you don’t play air drums every time you hear “In the Air Tonight” I don’t like you

Are Coronavirus April Fools’ jokes you far? Probably.. right..?

2 ppl today walked through everyone who was lined up 6ft apart outside the grocery store today.. it’s people like this why COVID-19 is still rapidly spreading. You’re not more important than someone’s life; relax and wait like the rest of the world.

Ravers must be pumped about Coronavirus.. they can finally wear their masks in public and fit in

@Marwilson They didn’t say not too?

@Mattnoflow Matt buddy maybe don’t go drinking the night before Gym lol?!

“Wake up early and go to the gym, it starts your day off right”..here’s how my morning went: got 5 hours of sleep, walked my dog, sat in traffic to the gym, threw up after the gym, sat in traffic to work lightheaded and nauseous. “Start your day off right”

Soo if a Jack meets a Diane at a bar do they automatically go home with each other?

This veterinarian has a comfort dog assistant that helps sick dog patients know that everything will be alright