Matto

I have finally made an official mattobot sheet, it's rough and kinda basic but is conveniently cut into three chunks! Feel free to ask any questions about these funny guys or chuck your own mattos here for all to see in the thread below!

No promise I'll use it but y'know the song and dance. Eh. I've mostly just been using twitter to occasionally get gaming news nowadays tbh, but who knows I might actually post creative shit over at the funny site. Probably not, probably just cheese thoughts at 4am again.

This fucking game handed me a pair of orange shorts and a white tank top in two different chests

Purple guy

Onions delivered, fresh and uh... onion. Gotta lab out overtime now

anyway look at this balloon raptor and tell me it isn't the littlest guy you've ever seen, he's even got blue jean legs(?)

You're telling me you don't want to watch DNN and read WIFE magazine? Fucked up...

Y'all want some random advertising sources from an obscure somewhat whatever jurassic park 3 tie-in game on the GBA? No? Well shit I already got them right here...

Guys is this real

If you need someone for your death rattles in video games I'm available and super cheap

Legit busted the door down, chugged a raw chicken breast from the fridge, yacked, took a shower, slipped on the floor, found 50 cents in change and a pair of handcuffs and that's it

Investigating a murder in shadows of doubt and just. had to stop investigating for a sec after finding handcuffs in the victims bedside dresser

Meet me at the DEVIL Diner on 9th Gilbert Street in 10 minutes. I'll be in the back chugging hot sauce and avoiding the eye of the manager who's been trying to kick me out for not buying anything for a bit now

What if I worked with folks who know graphic design and absolutely overhaul this thing I threw together in like an hour

New neighbor

NEVER MIND CITYBOF THE WOLVES

Stop the whole show Geoff I can't focus on anything other than Terry fucking Bogard and Mai goddamn Shiranui being in street fighter

FUCKING TERRALD BOGARDIAN IN STEEP FLAPPER 6??????? MY MAN GETS AROUND THATS MY DUUUUUUUDE

Cars 4 now in theaters