Matt’s Idea Shop

monitoring the situation

It’s gonna be Elliot Page isnt it

Hahahahaha we are so stupid

“Fresh diaper. Good. Now, shit your pants again, immediately”

Damn it

@ainternetshow @realDonaldTrump Barron will like this

The episode about clankers and clankas.

Matt Berry

“He just took a huge bite of food. Good. Now have the waitress immediately ask him if he needs anything”

What happens when you post a real Monet and say it’s AI? The coolest art social experiment I’ve seen in a while. Thank you @SHL0MS

This is freakin hilarious. DeWine says all the actions today were long in development, and definitely not a response to the absolute shitstorm caused by our investigation. Reminder: His initial statement was that there actually wasn’t any fraud.

@AnythingLFC_ Supporting anti-LFC behavior it’s getting behind the team. He’s bad for the players and bad for the club.

It’s time people start accepting that Arne Slot will remain as Liverpool manager. Division and hate won’t benefit anyone. We have to move on this summer and get behind the team for next season. All of the team, that includes Slot🤝

Found his DJ name.

Go get ‘em boss

Liam Neeson’s deadpan still kills me to this day

@MattWalshBlog One of the best soundtracks too

The last truly great historical epic was Master and Commander, 23 years ago. Brilliant actors and filmmakers at the top of their game telling a sweeping, exciting, heroic story that looks and sounds and feels totally accurate to the period, dealing with weighty moral themes, handled with real artistry, and with absolutely no concern for “diverse representation” or DEI or any other anachronistic bull crap. You leave the film feeling enthralled and also like you just received a history lesson. No other film for the past quarter century has even come close, except for Apocalypto which was masterfully done and unflinchingly realistic, but not exactly trying to be a “historical epic,” I’d argue.

I told you idiots to sink that cruise ship

@thatrexguy Same

I have never felt more detached from my club in my entire life.

“That’s why we call them the Dumbocrats — because they’re dumb.”

1999: in the future we will have flying cars!! The future:

@David_Ornstein @JamesPearceLFC @TheAthleticFC LFC is run by idiots.

🚨 Chelsea exploring deal to appoint Xabi Alonso as next head coach. 44yo former #RMFC boss understood to be open to possibility, although nothing decided yet as process continues. Andoni Iraola also strong contender ahead of departing #AFCB @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/69645…