Matty Simmons

@UTVBrazy @KieranLinton

POV: It’s 2018 and you and the boys just dropped at Tilted Towers

@KieranLinton @barstoolsports Lmao lad can’t even slam dunk

@barstoolsports @Matty1Simmons almost as tall as you

Imagine going to math class sophomore year of high school and a 7’6 15 year old is sitting next to you

@KieranLinton Grow up

Karen Horner at it again man

@KieranLinton @YourFAV_baldie Didn’t think she’d be that fussy tbh

@Matty1Simmons @YourFAV_baldie Better physical condition than me her

She PISSED 😂😂😂

@lewisnicho @BarnacreAlpacas The resemblance is uncanny…

@BarnacreAlpacas @Matty1Simmons I’ve never seen a more simmons looking alpaca

Bed hair this morning Flint??

@lewisnicho @_gp_98 It’s the key to all happiness 😂

@_gp_98 @Matty1Simmons 😂

7 years with me bird man wow, I guess time flies when ye just doin as ye told and admitting she’s right even when she’s not

@lewisnicho @lukeyoung94 Living in Spain without the S

@lukeyoung94 @Matty1Simmons

@adamhall17 @virginmedia IM GOING WITH BT INSTEAD YOU’VE LOST A CUSTOMER HERE 😡😡😡

@virginmedia @Matty1Simmons Fucking useless man just wants a game of Warzone

@virginmedia Hi, your website is saying I’m unable to get virgin media in my area at the moment. Is it possible to get an estimate on when it will be available please? Other houses in my street are already connected.

@lewisnicho You could say he’s a thoroughbrett

I’ve never seen a more Brettier looking person in my life 😂 this dude was fucking bred to be Brett

@adamhall17 @_dh13 @Chris_Stark @petercrouch @tomfordyce Hahahaha what a man 😂😂

@_dh13 @Chris_Stark @petercrouch @tomfordyce @Matty1Simmons you update on the pod?🤣🤣🤣

@Chris_Stark @petercrouch @tomfordyce #pancake #passthepod

@KieranLinton Should get a job on the Spurs board with that insight mate

bigger clubs are paying 50million plus for a good defender nowadays, we payed less than 20 for Doherty. And the others aren’t good enough. Yet the club won’t part with money, the only way will spend that on a defender is if we sell Kane 🤷🏻‍♂️

@ZakKnowsBall @KieranLinton

Enjoy Guys

@AskNationwide Hi is there any way you can get a statement of your cashbuilder and help to buy ISA with my name on them? Statements on the app and online banking only show account numbers.

@JoshBravey @HumansNoContext Live footage of me in the ring 🥊

@HumansNoContext Hahahaha @Matty1Simmons

@adamhall17 @WatfordIniesta @Jinksy94

@WatfordIniesta @Jinksy94 @Matty1Simmons

@adamhall17 @FootyAccums @Jinksy94 *dies in gas*

@FootyAccums @Jinksy94 @Matty1Simmons

Absolutely no one: Me landing into Verdansk after being bought back for the 8th time:

@KieranLinton @henry_parish18 @Conner_25 Speak for yourself there mate

@henry_parish18 @Matty1Simmons @Conner_25

Spent half of isolation in the Gulag 😂

@KieranLinton @pointalaline “Friendly loadout drop inbound”

@pointalaline @Matty1Simmons "ive got enough to buy you back in"

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