Matthew Christie

@alagbesamson3 @imriona Ummm... a sin is a sin dude

@imriona Gluttony is still better than what you are comparing it with.

@JamesYtc34598 @CNviolations Ohh god. The hair, dust, and crumbs that clogged up inside the little spinny bits on the inside after screwing off the plastic bit that supports the rubber ball 😫

🙃

@Kubik339 @AsianDawn4 What you doing? Aiming for someones ass?

@AsianDawn4 Not if you’re firing d!ck bullets

I'm a dude, is it gay to want this? 😅

@latestincosmos Fuck this, I'm out

👽 If aliens visit Earth, what’s the first thing they’d say?

Omg is donald trump actually dead

@meganiga338 @allenns_art Yeah, download it and join in 😂😂

@MattyChristie91 @allenns_art Wtf dude all comments is it pic lmao

@Matt_Pinner Yay, I don't have to work today WOOHOO

You wake up at 5 a.m. look up and see this. What’s your first words?

@chefsevenn 3 1/2. You totally missed out a steak and im livid with it

How do u like your steak cooked ? 🥩

@wakeupusa Cut his dick off with a blunt object, let him loose and see if he does it again afterwards. If he does, torture him some more

What should the legal system do to this man?

@honeymoon250 Seaguls

What does your Country have

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@ac_finch @downbadcomment Settle down, its fake

@downbadcomment She is a pedophile Arrest her

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@oelma__ Because they probably are chilling on their own home planet just like us without the technology of anything faster than the speed of light looking up at the sky wondering 'is there any other life out there?'

If aliens exist, why haven’t they visited Earth?

@ohhanxiety Get a kitten, the little bastard will run around like a right riot and wont have time to think about depression. Trust me, it worked for me

what is the best cure for DEPRESSION?

This is more than disgusting.

@LeeAllen0337 @akafaceUS Its fucking disrespectful to go onto someone's property without permission, and also disrespectful to use other people's shit so yeah, anyone that thi ks exactly thr eay you do needs a fucking reality check

@akafaceUS I got to say, I'm on her side. He's not using it. And she needs to get home. What the hell's the issue.

A woman was found using another person’s home EV charger without permission. When the homeowner confronted her, she responded angrily, saying, “My battery died and I can’t move, so obviously it’s fine, right?”

@JayNic56 @DameScorpio Yeah, because that excuses the cunt to kick an innocent dog. You fucking idiot

@DameScorpio Apparently, she’s talking about something that he did to her mother so instead of everybody reacting to how she reacted find out what he did because I’m a tell you right now I’ll play about my mother. There would’ve been no words he had to have done something.

If you don’t want the stereotype, then don’t act like animals. 💯

@PNWConservative Climate change? STFU! Volcanic activity has been happening ever since the world was first created

Hawaii is literally melting away because we refuse to address climate change.