Matty Alma

Mad the way it’s actually comin home

I’m not getting my tinfoil hat out or anything but wtf are all these lights I can see in the sky above my balcony in Liverpool centre?

@benitoapollonio Welcome to the future young sir 🤝

The US The UK

Putting us in lockdown but keeping the boarders open is like trying to run a bath with no plug in

Reckon a nugget could wrap a prezzie better than me yenno

@jode______ Best had do the pigeon dance 🐦

@MattyJ1878 Catch me in the staff room with Richarlison

@Apple the man has a point... get it sorted out 🤝 @MikeSilcock

"It was the best team I played for, Everton" Happy 6️⃣0️⃣th Birthday to @GaryLineker 💙 #EFC

Nothing summarises 2020 more than the absolute piss take I’ve just had trying to untangle the crimbo lights, 2020 can get fucked

@jackhj98 Remember the scenes when Evo and Kyle worked there... 6 inch veggie patties through the till for everyone

Remember when subway was cheap just got to the till and me lunch has come to nearly a tenner🤣🥴

@howarth1878 3-2 away from home wasn’t it? Haha when that fellas bet came in on a kone goal and he almost fell out of the away end he was jumping that much 😂

@MattyJ1878 I remember Newcastle away, we were gutted we couldn’t get a substantial mean in the pub so had 5 burgers in the ground 😂

Forza ordering a Pint with a side of substantial meal 🍻

@alanamxy You woke up today and chose violence words hurt Alana... words hurt 😢

@Daniel10Walsh 101 scouser on tour behaviour

@MattyJ1878 Scuse me Can I just squeeeeeze past ya there

Me trying to get through a crowd at a fezzy

WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN MA SWAMP... every time someone rings me doorbell