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Hi if you are my friend and I don't already follow you on bluesky or instagram feel to dm links and whatnot twitter is bad.
(all social media is bad so i don't use those much either, but i'm there more than here)
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What is a Matt? A miserable pile of whoopsies!
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What is a Matt? A miserable pile of whoopsies!
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https://t.co/T7wyxJ1SJh he/him https://t.co/58jgjXDUc0 All views are my own
Maine Katılım Aralık 2017
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ok maybe one more tweet for the road
Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸@nikicaga
Exquisite face. You don't see many like these anymore
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Exquisite face. You don't see many like these anymore
Clash Report@clashreport
Russian MP Nikolai Valuev blacklisted and banned from entering Azerbaijan over anti-Azerbaijan remarks. Azerbaijan recently shut down the “Russian House” in Baku and USAID.
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I might be deactivating this account soon because Elon has not responded to my proposal for his government goons to plug their laptops into my asshole and download my vast pools of secret government knowledge
What is a Matt? A miserable pile of whoopsies!@Matty_of_fact
@elonmusk I'm a really smart guy who knows lots about the guvment can you please send your secret hacker goons to break into my apartment and plug their computers into my tight little asshole. I will let them download my brain and i promise to only poop on them a little bit
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@elonmusk I'm a really smart guy who knows lots about the guvment can you please send your secret hacker goons to break into my apartment and plug their computers into my tight little asshole. I will let them download my brain and i promise to only poop on them a little bit
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My voice to your ears, true believers.
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My friend did a hear me out presentation at new years.
Here was some of her takes:
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What is a Matt? A miserable pile of whoopsies! retweetledi
@dee_of_e The way I hear it used is as the act of doggystyle... which is stupid because we have a name for that.
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I wouldn’t tell anyone I was laid up for four days straight with Covid but there would be signs
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QME
@TheHonbeast I think cigarette jokes have reached the point in the internet irony cycle where they're crossing over into sincerity without people realizing
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@the_ides_of_may 8 months tops
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Ah fuck I forgot about RFK and Musk taking leadership roles in the admin. Fuck us
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Nobody wants to woke anymore.
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