Trash Buffet

Someone apparently just rolled up to the airport this morning “street parked” their Pontiac G6 at departures and strolled into the airport.

@BrandonBeck4 @NoPantsCrunch

The entire OT was a 13-0 run followed by a 15-0 run, not a single alternating basket lol

@badanglebball @TheDailyWolves Going to really need my ears now, sorry fellas.

If your eyeballs survive watching this game you can join us for a live recap immediately afterwards @TheDailyWolves

@youwouldntpost I can think of a very specific future day a lot of people are dusting the account off for a spin.

And hey, there’s always the chance that a series of fortunate events turns the tide here. Would like nothing more, still keeping a small piece of this hope alive.

Have decided to finally step away from this site in a week. Will likely leave my account up but lock it down. Here are other ways to reach me: Email: miles_klee at wired dot com Signal: millionbear.44 Bluesky: @/milesklee.bsky.social Instagram & Threads: @/milesklee

@RussoHockey @nytimes Beautifully written Michael.

Jessi Pierce will be remembered for the heart, humor and zest she had for the Wild — and life nytimes.com/athletic/71393… via @NYTimes

I liked Chappell better when she did the Prince pancakes basketball skit.

@KevinOConnor Any player sitting on the bench

What's your Darryn Peterson NBA comparison?

@MarcJSpears Thanks Magic Johnson.

Kansas guard Darryn Peterson, a projected candidate for the No. 1 pick in the 2026 NBA Draft, had 21 points on 5 of 15 shooting, three 3-pointers, four blocks, 0 assists and the turnovers in 36 minutes in presumably his last college game during tough NCAA loss to St. John’s.

@id6klub @TheWapplehouse I got range and grudges.

@MaulPolitor @TheWapplehouse The Venn diagram of people who know who Chuck Knoblauch and Chappell Roan are has to have the slimmest of centers lol.

When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Chapell Roan! I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at her as she read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Chappell, but she just wouldn't stop. Pretty soon she gets up and walks over. She started running her hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Chappell put down her magazine, picked up my niece and smacked the shit out of her. Smacked her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill chick, really nice about it. Anybody else met her and have any stories to share?

i repost this every now and again cuz it still fucks me up. it’s so spot on

@TheWapplehouse If I have to work a little overtime so Sandra can snag a new LP that’s my business.

Check your Dad’s transaction history

@RedditCFB Google is literally the only way to find legendary tweets of the past. And googling w/ Reddit added in the search is also the only way to find what you need for anything else. The internet lost its way.

Learned this from years of searching for stuff on Reddit, because Reddit has never had a good search in the first place. 😅

Twitter search is noticeably worse in 2026 than it was in 2011. They’re allegedly working on fixing it, but it’s unusable right now. In the meantime, one fix that can help is simply searching Google with the tag `site:twitter.com` lol.

“I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride” - Are we talking about an amusement park carousel sir? No I respect your hat and terrible jeans I mean no offense.

If you don’t dos besos your boys you are not traveled

Once AI is priced for profitability, I will join the elite class of people who can read and write.

Controversial opinion at this hotel, but I actually prefer bone-in cauliflower.

We are so proud of the work we are doing we are going to obscure our faces like the cartel in a kidnapping ransom photo.

I am among the elite who interviewed and weren’t hired at Blockbuster Video. What could have been.