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Nilipopata kazi hii niliyonayo sasa, mama aliniita kuniona na kuniombea, kila siku alikuwa anapiga simu njoo mwanangu, nikapuuza, baada ya miezi mitatu akafariki.. hiki kitu kinaniuma sana.. Wazazi wenu wakiwaita muende haraka.. msifikiri muda utakuwepo

@hamzaalbhanj Sina wasiwasi na wewe Nina Wasiwasi na mdogo wako

@Maulid10 Baada ya yale Makubaliano Haitakuja Kutokea kaka Nna wasiwasi na Jamaa wa Kigoma tu

Ukishakua unacheza EPL usijaribu kugusa Ndondo pale kwa Mzozo Watataka wakusajili wakidhani wanakumudu 😂😂😂

@hamzaalbhanj Makubaliano ya mwisho si hakuna tena ndondo

@Maulid10 Niliwah kujaribu najuta mpaka leo kaka

@hamzaalbhanj Sawa tajiri Mimi nadaiwa minne mwaka huu panapo majaliwa mitatu naifuta

Nadaiwa Mmoja tu Na soon nafika nakua nimemaliza yote

Msamaha wa kodi hautokuwepo kwenye mali kwa ajili ya biashara au uwekezaji, msamaha wa kodi utakuwepo kwenye zile mali ambazo zinatumika tu kwa huduma za kikanisa

@TriciaAbou Twende mtandao wa green😅😅😅

ndipo wakaenda kwa mtaalam, akafanyiwa dawa akapata Choo cha week yotee 😂 Jamaa sahivi hataki kabisa mambo ya Ulozi kupewa mikoba yeye ni shabiki tu 😂

Ile mechi ya Simba goli anafunga mkude na prisons unaikumbuka ? Sasa kuna jamaa alipewa chupa ya energy drink ndani ikiwa na kimiminika aishike mikono miwili mechi inapoanza hadi mwisho, mechi ilikua ngumu sana ile jamaa anasema wakati Simba tukishambuliwa ile chupa ilikua 👇🏻

Acha umalaya

@hamzaalbhanj 😂😂😂 Sasa wewe wakijiweni unakuwaje na akili

Wanaona tunakeke hatuna akili😂😂

Finance Bill 2026 is here. Major shifts across various tax heads. Some of the proposed changes: Tax Filing Deadline: The tax return filing deadline is proposed to be shortened from the last day of the 6th month to the last day of the 4th month following the end of the person's year of income. The new filing date will be 30th April for individuals and companies with December year-end. Mitumba Traders: Worn clothing importers will pay income tax on 5% of customs value as deemed profit, payable before goods are released upon importation. CGT: Any sale of shares, by a non-resident person, that derive value from Kenya or cause a change in control of a Kenyan company, proposed to be subject to tax. This will catch all offshore sale of shares by a non-resident person where the shares have a connection to a Kenyan company. Taxation of Trust Income: Income received by a trustee, executor or administrator is proposed to be deemed income of that trustee. Where a trustee has paid tax on the chargeable income of the trust, beneficiaries shall not be liable to pay further tax on that income. This will simply taxation of trusts. VAT Exemptions: Mobile phones, electric motorcycles, e-bicycles, solar batteries, electric buses & BEV stoves are proposed to be exempt from VAT. Previously claimed input VAT required to be reversed for unsold exempt stock. Virtual Assets: Virtual asset service providers must file annual user information returns. Kenya may also enter cross-border data exchange agreements on crypto transactions. Kenya is moving to fully regulate & tax crypto. Tax Amnesty is back: Proposed tax amnesty on penalties and interest for liabilities up to 31 Dec 2025 where payment of principal amount is made by 31 Dec 2026. VAT Record-Keeping & Refund Period: The VAT record-keeping and refund period is proposed to be extended from 2 years to 3 years. EAC Goods Not Treated as Imports: Goods originating from an EAC Partner State that meet EAC Rules of Origin not to be considered an import for excise duty purposes. Interchange Fees: Interchange fees and merchant service fees arising from card transactions are now expressly included in the definition of "management or professional fee", making them subject to withholding tax. This has been subject to litigation, where KRA lost. This is therefore an attempt to bring the fees within the scope of management fees. Watch out for detailed alert. END

'viongozi' wa tanzania hawana mazoea ya kuhojiwa cuz journalism nchini mwao doesn't actually exist. wamezoea kwenda kwenye 'media' kuzungumza upuuzi w/ no accountability. so, when they meet actual journalists, they get pretty bodied. i fucking love it:

Want to understand Iran’s negotiation strategy today? Don’t read the news. Read history. The Persian playbook is 2,500 years old. And it has never failed them. 🧵

Wewe jamaa unajua magari Kuna kitu hapo umezungumza huwa wabongo wengi hawakozingatii cha km

@hamzaalbhanj 😂😂😂😂

Good thing ni kukutana na mtu Anaykujua Online Then offline hakujui😂😂

Nilete ushahidi?

Kasome kitabu kimoja kinaitwa Sperm Wars Kaandika Robin Baker Utaogopa zaidi😂😂

4. The Real-World Copy Paste Stop typing out text from physical papers. How to use it: Point your camera at any document, sign, or book. Tap the small text icon in the bottom right corner to instantly copy the text and paste it into a message or note.

@hamzaalbhanj @Cowwbama 😂😂😂😂

@Maulid10 @Cowwbama 😂😂😂

Akemi restaurant walinipa namba ya simu nilipe huduma inayocost 230,000 nikasema kasheshe

@Cowwbama @hamzaalbhanj Wanatoa receipt full.. wakugomea ungempigia Yogesh ungepata

@Maulid10 @hamzaalbhanj Nililipa huduma ya decoration Nayo wanatoa receipt?

@hamzaalbhanj Tajiri mwaka wako huu

Hapa Kahawa ipo Kaka

@hamzaalbhanj 😂😂😂😂

@Maulid10 Nimekausha kabisa pale Mwkaa huu nitapipa pale kadhaa

😂😂😂 File nnalo Masijala