Maurice Shortman

@charlotteluce99 Nice job 👍👌😂🤣

Broke up with my ex, and I waited right until he was about to see the death of Ned Stark in game of thrones and kicked him out Of my NOWTV. Unlucky bro

@CrazyBiitch43 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@AuntCunt Because all cat's including mine are absolute cunts 👍

My cat is raging because I won’t go down and watch her eat breakfast. Why do I have to watch?

@FootballJOE @chris_kammy Cammy wot a legend 💪💯

"I feel a fraud. I don't bring to the table what I used to." In this deeply moving clip, @chris_kammy opens up on his battle with the speech disorder apraxia

@CrazyBiitch43 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@Cuckooboo85 😂🤣😂🤣

@Michael96303310 WTF 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Do u see it?

@eugene_gaughan That's made my morning 🤣😂🤣, definitely leaving a mark in morning 🤣😂🤣😂

Morning 😂😂

@eugene_gaughan 😂😉😂🤣😂

@adeleisnumber1 @queenadelesIays Done 👍

My account got s worded for no reason. Please retweet and like to help me find my old mutuals 🫶

@hummel1923 @BristolCity One of the best away strip's for a very long time, glad I've got it COYR 🔴⚪

@BristolCity still enjoying this very much

We'll be wearing our away kit tomorrow night! 🤍

@SSeeley92 Where do you want live??? I'd shit myself bumping into that fucker first thing in the morning 😮

Does anyone know what kind of snake this might be? I opened up my front door and there it was! 😱

@mv_jenkins David banner, used to love the incredible hulk 👍👌

First episode was November 4th 1977. If you know who this is you are my kind of people 😃

@ke_kimmie Karma is a bitch 👍👌

The man that molested my son 3 years ago was killed this morning in a car accident. I am not unhappy.

@laureng5783 Listen your stunning and you won't have any problems. There's alot of assholes around but also alot of really good people , shit happens when it happens it's just life, you'll be fine 👍♥️🤍

@wakeupmummy 100% I'm already on my way there now so fuck it 😁👌👍

So if I went up against a portal to hell. Who’d be shoulder to shoulder with me?

@RockNRoLL_85 Dire straits 💯

Fleetwood Mac or Dire Straits?

@LeoJones_10 Without a doubt 😁👌