Leeroy Musekiwa

I come back to this video when I need the courage to take a chance

@teemadzika Machahondo hachinjwe zita last minute kaa

I still say Misred lied to us 😭

28 seconds of life changing wisdom from Uncle Iroh

@curious_edline Unnecessary Complexity

He has read a lot of books

@black_bhoy_ This pidgin english seems like everyone just makes it up as they go

The way he'll always clear his Madam anytime she misbehaves. He never Jokes with respect at all.

@curious_edline @DenisDukeUG @dimbaskitc47989 Zvine substance zvaataura but knowing you vatokwira madziro kuzviti bodo

@DenisDukeUG @dimbaskitc47989 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dear Wives, Your Husband is Not Your Friend…. Please watch this…

@Yoga_Queen01 "How to get away with murder" should be the title of this post but being an African, Lightning does wonders and even if they know you sent it they will not be able to do anything about it

Disturbing Things I’ve Learned From Watching Crime Movies: 1. If you intend to commit crimes like murder, robbery, or theft, always wear shoes smaller than your size. This will accomplish two things: i) It will leave a shoe print that is not size. ii) Any eye witness will describe the murderer or robber as someone with a limp. 2. If you try to dispose a body by burying it, dig the hole at least 8 ft deep. Place the corpse at the bottom, cover it with several layers of soil, then position a dead animal ( preferably a pig) around the 6 ft mark before you finally cover up. But if you decide to dump the body in a river, then you need to vertically cut it open from chest to navel point. Because if you just dump it like that, the body builds up gases which usually causes corpse to swell and rise to the top of the water after some days. 3. Buy whatever supplies you need for the crime 1 - 2 months ahead of the D-day. Never purchase everything from the same store, and always pay in cash. 4. Always put on extra clothes including gloves. 5. Never take your main phone to the crime scene. Also, on the day of the crime, share your live location with a friend while leaving your phone at home. 6. Don’t hire a hit man for the job. Do it yourself, and leave no traces. 7. Use bleach preferably Hydrogen peroxide, Ammonia, & Chlorine bleach to clean off blood stains. Sprinkle iron powder after wiping off. 8. Never leave witnesses, even if it’s a kid. (Sadly) 9. Learn to shut your mouth and keep up with your daily routine after the crime. 10. Don’t always feel like you have to help strangers along the road. Even a nice old woman can be dangerous. 11. Before getting into your car, always check the backseat and truck. 12. Lock your doors as soon as you get into your house or car. 13. Avoid routines that make your daily movements too predictable. Always change your routes and timing. 14. Always keep your phone charged. 15. Keep emergency contacts easy to reach and memorise at least one number in case your phone is unavailable. 16. Avoid using headphones or AirPods in crowded, busy, or lonely areas. 17. Don’t immediately take off to your house especially if you feel you’re being followed. 18. Always share your live location with any trusted person. 19. If the victim was your partner, neighbor, family, or friend, don’t get too involved with trying to help the police investigate the case. Allow them do their job, else you become the suspect. 20. Always make your home look occupied whenever you’re away. N.B .. I’m sharing this as a personal opinion shaped by scenes I’ve seen in films over time. I do not advise or support any illegal act, including the concealment of crimes or disposal of human remains. Such conduct carries serious legal consequences.

@WekwaGutuu Gents you act like money is going to fall out of the sky, reality is bitch

Just Have Money Bro,You will eat what you want😭😭

@begottensun @jahman_adamski @grok I understand people want to push money laundering but i dont see how if he gives the cars away he doesnt make anything from this beyond buying social and political capital

@jahman_adamski @grok can you simplify how the alleged money washing works when so many cars are being haded out? Explain like I’m 10yrs old

The 48-Hour Flush: How the “Back Door” Really Works ✈️🇨🇭 Ever wondered how someone can “donate” $10 million in luxury cars while the rest of the country is scraping by? Come on that’s not generosity. It’s a well-oiled, high-velocity laundering machine. Here’s exactly how it runs: Step 1: The Gold Run (Getting the Money Out) The jet — ZS-ACT — makes quick stops in places like Nairobi and Dar es Salaam to load up on gold. Then it’s off to Sharjah, where the gold gets refined and polished into something that looks clean enough to sell on the open market. The real move happens next: the plane touches down in Basel, Switzerland. Not by accident. Basel is the nerve center of the global gold trade, packed with refineries like Metalor. This is where the paperwork gets done and the real payday begins. Step 2: The 48-Hour Flush (Beating the Clock) These days, serious bank accounts run on automated triggers. If dirty or “grey” money like gold sale proceeds sits untouched for more than 48 hours, the system flags it for human scrutiny. Also automatic audit on companies accounts submission. That’s why he flies in personally. He signs what needs signing and immediately shifts the funds into a secondary shelf company before the window slams shut. Miss that 48-hour deadline, and the account can freeze solid. Step 3: The Clean Loan-Back (Bringing It Home) 1 example in particular Once the money’s cleaned, it has to re-enter the country looking legit. So instead of simply buying the cars, he “lends” the funds to a local luxury dealership. The dealer imports the vehicles using that loan. Then, through another shell company he controls, he buys the cars from the same dealership. The dealer repays the “loan,” and suddenly everything looks like a straightforward business deal. To the public, he’s the generous benefactor gifting fancy cars. In truth, he’s just laundering money right out in the open. The Bottom Line: He’s not heading to Basel for routine maintenance. That’s the convenient excuse. The real purpose is simple: beat the clock, get the signatures done, and keep the money flowing before anyone inside the bank starts asking questions. It’s all happening in plain sight — or should I say, “plane” sight. 😉 Don’t get distracted by the shiny gifts. Follow the money. Always follow the money.

@drjaytee87 My bro is like that ukasafona hapana hapana

I have accepted i am terrible whatsapp communicator 😅🤣🤣....I reply messages one week later lol

@begottensun Came under fire when i came to the same conclusion

So we managed to get 3 tons average per HA. We had 4 guys on salary. 3 vemaricho, Expensive inputs and erratic rain. I just agreed with my wife : next year we just buy the maize we need for our animals. 🫵🤣. In SA we will get it under $300 per ton. Only grow your own maize if you are a commercial farmer on above 50ha or you have FUCK ALL ELSE DO with your life 🤣🌽

@Savheya_Happie It was all going well until, "mainini vanouya kuno cleaner kumba". Mabhodhoro mosona henyu

Marrying from a rich family ma1 Gents, my wife is social worker graduated in 2020 at MSU. She got a job a Tongogara camp and when Trump azvivharisa in 2025. She lost her job. In January 2026, her big brother in Australia managed to facilitate her a job and paperwork. Ndakatoudzwa zvatova ready. Ndakazongoti endai henyu since our daughter is 5, ndinombosara naye or kumupa mainini. I managed to secure a job at a corporate with a better salary but kumuti chidzoka Hahaha 🙌🏾. Hanzwi 5 years chete then vodzoka apa every Fridays mainini vanouya kunoCleaner kumba. Musoro wemba vanoupikisa and havanei nazvo🙌🏾

@eng_lui_tme Mutare is small enough zvekuti ukafamba muna main ukavashaya zvavharana

Are there baddies in Mutare. I never came across one

@VMusinachirevo Ndezvepanyika zvinhu izvi ngatinamatei hama dzangu tinofadaye kudenga

An 18 year old is getting a house in Borrowdale as a birthday present and i have a wife who turned 39 today who i will not be able to give a sherbet or a cough drop as a present. Life is unfair 💔

@curious_edline Haaa ndadzoka kuthis post ndaona gungano ravo mafemale prayer warriors varikuita descend gomo from maprayers the shear number was astonishing and its a freaking Wednesday

Goodmorning i just upoaded "Why Zimbabwean women`s prayer groups exploded" youtu.be/MexSsL5-ofY

@antomukuwa My brother ini ndikuda hanque Macheso neband rake

I will be honest on this one,l actually didn’t have this kind of money when we set our wedding day! But trust me money starts coming from all directions until this thing is done plus some good friends and family will take care of some of the costs, E.g on my wedding a brother just said which band would you like to perform,please send me the invoice as simple as that.

@Maazijnr Nah even bharanz rinomudyira bhonzo uyu

It takes real confidence and even billionaire level presence as a man to approach this kind of woman. Her confidence and aura alone can be intimidating enough to scare you away.

@allazproduction Dropping bangers left right and center🤣🤣🤣

Driving a German whip with $2 fuel in a plastic bottle is the ultimate Zim flex. ​You aren't a Big Man,you’re just one pothole away from a financial crisis and your engine light is your only interior lighting. Stop buying luxury cars on a kombi budget.

@Brian___Jethro Endesa kuscrap

Accident damage Yakaita accident ichibva kunotorwa kuBridge. $4700 Book, mutero zviripo

@Nashboi9 The only vehicle worth driving

If you had the money, would you buy the Tesla Cybertruck? Me : Yes 🫡