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Beautiful baby girl Evelyn 5lb 14oz Mum and baby doing amazing xxx #HappiestMomentOfMyLife

@zarahussain999 @Mellor76 Imagine trying to point score over Pedo's. Innocent kids being abused but its 1-0 white or 1-0 Muslim! Give over its fucking disgusting what ever race, colour you are. Let's make it safe for kids

British patriot Anthony Kingston has been jailed for repeatedly raping and sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl. He will serve 14 years in prison.

@MagpieMediaX @wuds100 Fabregas

@wuds100 Farioli - Porto Hoeness - Stuttgart Inzaghi - Al Hilal

Nobody wanting Eddie out can give a realistic name who’d A - Consider joining us B - Would be an upgrade Quite a few wanted Thomas Frank after our bad run last season so bear that in mind.

RIP Chuck Norris, 86.

I think any progressive and ambitious Premier League club should now spend whatever they like and push the boundaries way past compliance. Because if you only receive a paltry fine for adding players who materially helped you win trophies then it's worth it. Was massively pro spending rules but clubs illegal spending prior to PSR isn't being punished at all and I bet those clubs are pissing themselves, all while clubs with the money to compete with them today are having to audit every fucking toilet roll, with promising home grown players being horsetraded like meat in order to comply with PSR. Clubs and supporters should always support rules which protect our clubs from themselves at times, but dishing out fines that some clubs can find from the back of the boardroom sofa while directly profiting from the players "illegally" purchased makes a mockery of the system.

St. Patrick’s Day is nearly here 🇮🇪 🍀 Three Irish legends behind the bar: Guinness Beamish Murphy’s You’re celebrating with one pint only. Which one are you choosing? 📍The New Oxford, Salford.

They can bring this nostalgic bastard back as well #nufc

@powley33 Just tweeted the very same. Such similarities but more prolific

I think osimen would be a good signing next season probably offers us the same type of play when we had isak

We should go all in on Osimhen. Plenty left in the tank at 27, some similar qualities to the striker that shall not be named. #NUFC

@PintsO_Guinness Stunning establishment. Holy trinity available Guinness, Murphy's & Beamish

The Banshee, Stockport.📍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@_onlyscott York City Stockport County

@ChrisUK1992 @bigcee75 @topskillsportuk @silvscic

@bigcee75 @topskillsportuk @silvscic She literally dropped the charges and had a baby with him....

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Mason Greenwood has officially said YES to returning to Manchester United despite the long-term scandal surrounding him. 🔴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Sources close to MUFC say a board member is playing an immense role in convincing the rest of the board to approve the move. Manchester United have been tracking him for a long time and are ready to make key decisions to ensure he’s fully protected if a deal is done this summer. The club’s plan is to put the past behind them and protect him at all costs. Greenwood’s numbers this season at Marseille: — 24 goals, 8 assists in 34 games He now has a career total of 65 goals in top-five European league appearances as of early 2026.

In Anchorman, Paul Rudd tried to make Will Ferrell break during the Sex Panther scene with the line “60% of the time it works every time.” Ferrell instantly fired back with “That doesn’t even make sense,” which ended up making everyone else crack instead.

@JonnyFeetham @Regista10_ I doubt it as its a 2nd yellow. It was an awful decision influenced by the Man U players

@MaverickNUFC @Regista10_ I’m sick of it now, what’s VAR for if they can’t overturn that? Are we not allowed to appeal it?

I'm not letting this go 😅 Listen to the club comms. They paint the picture perfectly Goal kick given Quick VAR check Ref walking back Fernandes sprints over to ref 4 of em in his face demanding a 2nd yellow Ref decides yea ok You cant do that ref #nufc

@chris_kammy @FCtorkington14

At a Football Exhibition with my boy Ben at Walsall’s stadium 🏟️ He’s promoting his App ? Aaaarrrgghhhh 🙈 just found out you might see me at your end of season awards 🤣😂

@rickaustin_MUFC Only realised after this and not sucking his daughters toes?!?!

Paul Scholes is turning into a right weird character, that dig at Carrick is utterly needless

Enjoy #NUFC fans 🤣🤣

@AdamJoseph Love the fact we are having our worst season in a few years whilst trying to compete on 3 fronts whilst you lot play once a week and looked like a team who had our schedule, add the fact you bought 3 of our transfer targets and they didnt turn up. Couldn't make it up. #NUFC

Manchester United gave Newcastle & their fans one of their two best memories since Alan Shearer. Sometimes big clubs have to help out small ones, even those who are sportswashing play thing of the Saudi Arabian regime.