Max Bantleman

Thanks for the support so far Tweeters! Check it out, you might like it! :) amazon.co.uk/dp/B0754MJ22G/…

@bychristenyoung That is totally badass! Boom! Here's to the next 10! (And of course multiples of 10 after that... you know what I mean... :) )

I don’t know why I feel embarrassed to post this on the Internet because it’s totally badass and I’m really proud of myself, so here goes: Today I am ten (10) years sober.

@aimealleycard Always. Unless they are demonstrably bonkers.

Will you listen to viewpoints that differ from your own?

@MaryLSchmidt @Suzanneromance @CSchoonderwoert @Brigittamoon @Reneta_Isin @JimmytGarrett1 @GeorgeYuhasz @VClinebarton @AnnMalleyBooks @RusticPelican @SuperSoftKnits @MELLOWCELLO1 @EmmyRBennett @slitoff @FDS_NaturallyMe @ElanaMcdougall @wearywanderer64 @JenniferFaye34 Thanks (as always!) for the support Mary :)

@BigChrisDid Charlie is amazing. :)

The only RIP that matters

@Ghostwoods I simply bimble along making the people I love and care about happy when I can and ignoring the trolls (small 't' cos Trolls are brilliant!). The real world is changed by each of us doing unto others and I know you're of that mind-set. :)

@the_ravener That's told 'em! :) The evil power of the interweb - it can wind you up and you can't reach out and rip the throats out of the people who deserve it... not that I condone throat ripping...

More and more websites I've never been to appear in my notifications telling me how bad games that I quite like are. Art is subjective, you click baiting wankers.

@sjtownend Baby Shark.

What song do you want played at your funeral as they press the toast button?

Well... shit. bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

@MaryLSchmidt Thanks Mary :)

@nilsreviewsit Finwe... I'd take that :)

Folks, tell me your Elvish name? Mine is Morros - I hates it 😂 #LordOfTheRings

@exinferis an epic movie! :)

Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

@aboutrunning Not for me. It had a few moments that kept me watching waiting to see what happened but most of it was a bit tedious.

Okay, Twitter… Gunpowder Milkshake. Is it as fun as it looks or am I on the verge of being a sucker for Netflix targeted promotions?

@the_smart_party I thought it was tedious pretentious nonsense of the grandest sort. And I'm not a GoT fan :) It looked great but felt so ponderous. We can't all like the same stuff right :)

The Green Knight is a sumptuous treat. A great theme board for Pendragon if you want to go moody and get immersed in the mythical side. Probably not your bag if you're looking for a Game of Thrones hit.

Hey guys. Money is really tight right now. We struggle to make the mortgage and we have a ceiling that is letting the rain in. I'm looking for comics work. My commissions are open (dm me) and my @etsy store is here. etsy.com/uk/shop/TheGra… RT's appreciated.

@LASTEXITshirts Arrival. And The Muppets was great too!

@davepaters @OregonRolledA20 I'm filling up just at the mention... Glorious.

What movie death scene is burned into your memory?

@GregDraven A rollicking good adventure! :)

Tonight's #BrendanFraser film is. #TheMummy.

Am I the only one who thinks, 'FFS, not this shit again!' when the person addressing the room starts with, 'OK guys! Listen up!' 'Guys!?' Really? Just fuck off and get some brains. Twat. Note: The above post *may* contain a tad-smidgen of overreaction.

@LovelessAge It would be hard to explain to someone who hasn't visited the Den just how racist Millwall fans are. People simply can't believe they are as vile as they are. They are proud of their racism and shout it from the terraces every chance they get.

Alternatively Gary could have called on his own fans to be a little bit less racist.

@JaeMargal Notebook.

The object to your left is your nickname — what we calling you?