max brace

@positivityofx @TobyMacneil

A spa in Japan where you can opt for a cat massage as an extra

This just gets better and better! Great way to put a smile on the face of any 40ish year old men you know. (Via DjTonyperry on instagram)

This is the moment when pitchfork people and torch people have to keep it together for five minutes and focus on taking down digital ID.

My response to The View hosts on Charlie Kirk’s assassination

The killing of @charliekirk11 - An Immeasurable Tragedy

@90sfootball & the sorting hat

Andy Cole and Dwight Yorke wait for a taxi at Manchester Airport after arriving back from Munich, 1998 🚕

@lloydwest7 @TheGlastoThingy Bame

@TheGlastoThingy @MaxBrace

I've not got full details, but apparently, there is a Glastonbury football top available in some Oxfam stores. Numbers are pretty limited, £50 each or way more from people already selling them on eBay.

COLDEST QUOTE IN FOOTBALL SINCE EVER🥶🥶🥶 x.com/halftime54/sta…

96% of Warren Buffett's net worth was accumulated after his 65th birthday. That's how compounding works.

A totally bonkers interview in which BBC presenters interrogate a politician because she hasn’t watched a TV show…

🧵 THREAD! UK police are arresting over 12,000 each year for ‘offensive’ speech. That’s over 30 arrests per day. So I thought I’d compile a list of UK citizens who have been visited, investigated or arrested by police for speech crime. This list is by no means comprehensive!

the world is not ready for when i rock up in these with jeans

@brynna_tyler @lloydwest7 soz

@unusual_whales @fordsite #FeathersMcgraw

Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg, along with Google CEO Sundar Pichai at Donald Trump’s inauguration

@TrollFootball @TobyMacneil

MLS isn't a serious league 😭

@GreggsOfficial @fordsite

BREAKING: our first look at Sausage Roll 2!

@grauniadmeme @TobyMacneil good old Guardian

Greg Wallace never sexually assaulted me, proving he's also a racist | Shola Mos-Shogbamimu

@GreggggWallace @lloydwest7

As I've been sacked, I'm looking forward to spending more time with my family, even the non-verbal autistic child who I never wanted. Instead of seeing him for an hour every second Saturday, I'll spend an hour with him every third Saturday.

You sound like our legal team

@guardian 🔥🔥🔥

Why the Guardian is no longer posting on X theguardian.com/media/2024/nov…