Max Carozza

Dream car 😮‍💨

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

Bad day to be a panican.

Breaking: Leopold Aschenbrenner’s Situational Awareness LP is now the second-largest shareholder of $IREN, with 11.8M shares. This stock has 10x potential with a market cap of less than $19B. We’re looking at a deeply undervalued company. Looking at its EPS and growth over the past few years, earnings per share have improved from -10.25 in 2022 to 1.59 in 2026. This company is so undervalued that Leopold Aschenbrenner reduced his $BE position to purchase more $IREN shares.

$TGT Double Beat 🎯 Adj EPS: $1.71 vs $1.46 est REV: $25.443B vs $24.639B est Affirmed FY2026 Adj EPS Guidance Q1 Comparable Traffic +4.4% Q1 Comparable Sales +5.6% 🟩 +2.56%

JUST IN: Leopold Aschenbrenner just updated his stock portfolio for his Situational Awareness Fund This is every SINGLE STOCK he owned so far the end of Q1 (This does not include options) $878.7M of Bloom Energy $BE $724.4M of Sandisk $SNDK $556.1M of CoreWeave $CRWV $401M of Iren Limited $IREN $389.1M of Core Scientific $CORZ $320M of Applied Digital $APLD $142.2M of Riot Platforms $RIOT $104.5M of Cleanspark $CLSK $62.5M of Solaris sei-network:native $43.9M of T1 Energy $TE $38.8M of Bitfarms $29.8M of Bitdeer $BTDR $26.3M of Power Solutions $PSIX $21M of Corning $GLW $20.9M of WhiteFiber $WYFI $20.2M of $AMD $19.9M of Babcock and Wilcox $BW $18.1M of SharonAI $SHAZ $13.1M of Propetro $PUMP $10.3M of $SMH $8.9M of Intel $INTC $7.6M of Taiwan Semi $TSM $6.4M of Hive Digital $HIVE $6.1M of $ASML $5.9M of Micron $MU

You dumbasses post the same thing every Thursday / Friday “This is the final flush” “Bubble is popping” “Bull market over” This is Trump’s stock market, and he literally will not it go red for now. Christmas rally is real and will be new ATHs

Thinking about moving a substantial amount of my portfolio into $NBIS if it drops below $100. It’s a stock I’ve been looking into for a while now and if the price continues to fall I AM SWOOPING IN.

The President of United States is buying tech and you are bearish? 😭