Max Cat

They're not letting me vote, just because I'm a cat for fuck sake. Catists! #MEOW #Election2016

MY TESTICLES! MY FUCKING TESTICLES!!! #MEOW

... OH MY FUCKING GOD! NO!!! WHY!!! #MEOW

Just woke up in a strange place, not sure how I got here but have a feeling I've lost something... #MEOW

#Selfie #MEOW

@JoBerryman Whatever! I don't want your scraps! I'm going back to sleep #MEOW

@JoBerryman And where is mine shitbag? #MEOW

@tinosoup @Romeo_Bradshaw Bow down to your new leader human scum, or feel my wrath! #MEOW

@tinosoup Yeah @Romeo_Bradshaw! You don't want to make me angry!

@StellaERichards Oh God! You're not on #Twitter too now are you? Jesus! #MEOW

@BreonFinch I took your fucking passport, I hid it at the bottom of my litter box, right under a hot fresh steamer! Want it back? #MEOW

@mhairi_rae OI! You never fucking tweet me anymore, have you stopped loving me? #MEOW

I'm bored of being a cat, I'm considering other career choices. I could be the first firecat!

@Shane8brown You can try cunt features, but I'd have your fucking eyes out. Human/vermin scumbag. #MEOW

Sleepy @MaxCat_13

Getting ready for Halloween... what do you all think? #MEOW

Thank god I've got the flat to myself for a change! Noisy bastards are all out. Time for a nap! #MEOW #ZZZzzzz

@MarkCWarren NO! #MEOW

In a good mood today, which is rare, very very rare #MEOW

Stop taking fucking photos of me tosser! @kanegc09 #MEOW