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@ekun_II @Rizabellepow Been on several cruises. Always fly in the day before because this shit does happen.

I will not send you guys DMs; I will make it public. My family has been planning this vacation for over 9 months. We paid for our suite on the cruise for a family of 5, totaling upwards of $7,000. We are supposed to arrive at the harbor by 2 p.m., with the ship sailing at 4. We booked a super-early flight that cost a little over $1,400, and I paid $240 for extra luggage. For this vacation, my wife and I cleared our calendars, with a running cost of at least $30,000 for the whole week. Last night we tried to check in but realized the flight was overbooked, and even after checking in, we weren’t assigned seat numbers. I also paid $80 for remote parking at DFW for 6 days, just for convenience. We told my wife we had to get to the airport. Our flight was at 6:30 a.m., so we left home at 3:30 a.m. and arrived before 5 a.m. The first attendant told us there weren’t enough flight attendants, so the flight was cancelled. We spoke to another one, who said it was a weather issue in Miami. What I know is that the flight went to Miami, but because it was overbooked, they randomly cancelled some passengers. What upsets me most is that my wife warned me about this airline. Also, my son is supposed to turn 9 on Wednesday, all of that is gone. Royal Caribbean did not refund our money. My children’s spring break and my son’s birthday have been ruined just because we booked with Spirit Airlines.

@HewJazhole @Timesofiraan You have to be the stupidest human on the planet.

@Timesofiraan Great to see her true colors. No more pizza for me!

BREAKING : Italian 🇮🇹 Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni has given shock to US & Israel "Italy will withdraw the army from US led adventure in Middle East and will not participate in the war against Iran" 🔥 Leaders with spine and courage are standing for humanity.... See more

@HellBitch247 @RepLuna @PauloDuarte___ @POTUS @LeaderJohnThune I love when triggered little maga pussys get offended and shut off posting or just block you, all because they don’t know how to come at you.

@HellBitch247 @RepLuna @PauloDuarte___ @POTUS @LeaderJohnThune He’s not going to see this you stupid retard.

The Senate is NOT listening to the American people. 85% of Americans want Voter I.D. This is NOT an influencer campaign!

@PastorAlexLove @lanechanged Yummy.

Atheists are now DEEP FRYING ABORTED EMBRYOS and dipping them in hot sauce. Why is this not FRONT PAGE NEWS?

@MelissaCashMoo1 @LeaderJohnThune How’s it feel to support a child rapist.

@LeaderJohnThune So, end the shutdown and pass the Save America Act. You've got the majority. Democrats would have done this months ago with a 1 seat majority and everyone knows it. Stop blocking President Trump's agenda.

Democrats now see government shutdowns as a handy tool to use anytime they don’t get everything they want. They don’t care if they force people to work without pay indefinitely or if they put our national security in jeopardy. They only care about what’s in it for them.

@MichaelCon10439 @LeaderJohnThune No we don’t stop speaking for us you half wit.

@LeaderJohnThune Pass the Save Act Now you absolutely know what to do stop acting like a Democrat. 85% of Americans want this

@GizmoMemes @Ghostofcynthia And then they raped a child.

Donald Trump and Jake Paul hit the Trump dance in front of the cardboard ayatollah 🤣

@Wolfsoldie4315 @Ghostofcynthia They’re currently getting ass fucked as we speak. Fuck em.

@Ghostofcynthia Don't forget these guys...

Why are we still pretending that Officer Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd. We all know he didn't. The coroners report proved his innocence. The dumb fucking bastard died from a fentanyl overdose Derek Chauvin deserves a new trial.

@ksorbs Taking a knee didn’t make them lose you stupid idiot.

A Minnesota high school boys basketball team decided to take a knee for the national anthem. They ended up losing to the team that stood for the anthem Maybe that'll teach them a lesson

@SenRickScott You’re a fucking idiot the amount of sunshine per day doesn’t change because of what your clock says.

Tomorrow, the wait is over as we spring forward and get an extra hour of sunshine! That means more time to enjoy at the beach, in the park, and with your family. Who doesn’t love that? I’m fighting to pass my Sunshine Protection Act so we can keep Daylight Saving Time YEAR-ROUND and enjoy more sunshine, not less.

@thecavemommy We don’t get extra sunlight stupid it’s the same amount of sun just on different ends of the clock.

Time for y’all to bitch about losing an hour of sleep for one night even tho we get blessed with extra sunlight for like 7 months

@gpatterson828 @ckatcombs Grey Poupon.

For me: going out to dinner.

@v333lociraptor That just got you a follow.

i just hit 2.5k followers. Thank you all so much, with that i wanted to say.... this account is run by a transgender lesbian woman. Fuck ice, fuck trump, fuck all of the maga bullshit, fuck hate, and spread love. block me if you have an issue with any of that.

@lawyer_memes What a stupid cuck it’s morning till 12 noon in my book.

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

@hiitsmemooneh Fuck you fake whore.

Follow me on ig if ur not part of the community i mentioned haha instagram.com/mairahimi/

I'm Iranian and I want to tell every leftist pro-Palestine person to shut the fuck up about Iran's situation rn, It's none of your business bitch, u were silent about Iran massacre you better keep it that way now.

@RHTruthSully @AngelaBelcamino The fuck are you smoking.

@AngelaBelcamino Thought for the day - OUR President just took a massive stand for women's rights and LGBTQ+ freedom!!!!

I just witnessed America liberate Iran from radical Islam — What a time to be alive.

@DDouche2 @AntiTrumpCanada Imagine paying for a blue check and being under 1000 followers. What a retard.

@_nativeamerica Bear.

What is your sacred animal in Native American culture? Comment below which animal you belong to, and I’ll tell you who you really are!