Master Jones

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Master Jones

Master Jones

@MaxDJones

Fuck magat cock suckers.

Katılım Temmuz 2020
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EKÙN II🐯🐅(Tiger de 2nd)
I will not send you guys DMs; I will make it public. My family has been planning this vacation for over 9 months. We paid for our suite on the cruise for a family of 5, totaling upwards of $7,000. We are supposed to arrive at the harbor by 2 p.m., with the ship sailing at 4. We booked a super-early flight that cost a little over $1,400, and I paid $240 for extra luggage. For this vacation, my wife and I cleared our calendars, with a running cost of at least $30,000 for the whole week. Last night we tried to check in but realized the flight was overbooked, and even after checking in, we weren’t assigned seat numbers. I also paid $80 for remote parking at DFW for 6 days, just for convenience. We told my wife we had to get to the airport. Our flight was at 6:30 a.m., so we left home at 3:30 a.m. and arrived before 5 a.m. The first attendant told us there weren’t enough flight attendants, so the flight was cancelled. We spoke to another one, who said it was a weather issue in Miami. What I know is that the flight went to Miami, but because it was overbooked, they randomly cancelled some passengers. What upsets me most is that my wife warned me about this airline. Also, my son is supposed to turn 9 on Wednesday, all of that is gone. Royal Caribbean did not refund our money. My children’s spring break and my son’s birthday have been ruined just because we booked with Spirit Airlines.
Spirit Airlines@SpiritAirlines

@ekun_II We're sorry this has been your experience. It's not what we aim for! Send us a DM, and we'd be happy to help out.

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Times of Iran News
Times of Iran News@Timesofiraan·
BREAKING : Italian 🇮🇹 Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni has given shock to US & Israel "Italy will withdraw the army from US led adventure in Middle East and will not participate in the war against Iran" 🔥 Leaders with spine and courage are standing for humanity.... See more
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Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna@RepLuna·
The Senate is NOT listening to the American people. 85% of Americans want Voter I.D. This is NOT an influencer campaign!
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Pastor Alex
Pastor Alex@PastorAlexLove·
Atheists are now DEEP FRYING ABORTED EMBRYOS and dipping them in hot sauce. Why is this not FRONT PAGE NEWS?
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Msecashmore🇺🇸
Msecashmore🇺🇸@MelissaCashMoo1·
@LeaderJohnThune So, end the shutdown and pass the Save America Act. You've got the majority. Democrats would have done this months ago with a 1 seat majority and everyone knows it. Stop blocking President Trump's agenda.
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Leader John Thune
Leader John Thune@LeaderJohnThune·
Democrats now see government shutdowns as a handy tool to use anytime they don’t get everything they want. They don’t care if they force people to work without pay indefinitely or if they put our national security in jeopardy. They only care about what’s in it for them.
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Michael Connelly
Michael Connelly@MichaelCon10439·
@LeaderJohnThune Pass the Save Act Now you absolutely know what to do stop acting like a Democrat. 85% of Americans want this
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Gizmo Memes
Gizmo Memes@GizmoMemes·
Donald Trump and Jake Paul hit the Trump dance in front of the cardboard ayatollah 🤣
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Cynthia Holt
Cynthia Holt@Ghostofcynthia·
Why are we still pretending that Officer Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd. We all know he didn't. The coroners report proved his innocence. The dumb fucking bastard died from a fentanyl overdose Derek Chauvin deserves a new trial.
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Master Jones
Master Jones@MaxDJones·
@ksorbs Taking a knee didn’t make them lose you stupid idiot.
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Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs·
A Minnesota high school boys basketball team decided to take a knee for the national anthem. They ended up losing to the team that stood for the anthem Maybe that'll teach them a lesson
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Master Jones
Master Jones@MaxDJones·
@SenRickScott You’re a fucking idiot the amount of sunshine per day doesn’t change because of what your clock says.
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Rick Scott
Rick Scott@SenRickScott·
Tomorrow, the wait is over as we spring forward and get an extra hour of sunshine! That means more time to enjoy at the beach, in the park, and with your family. Who doesn’t love that? I’m fighting to pass my Sunshine Protection Act so we can keep Daylight Saving Time YEAR-ROUND and enjoy more sunshine, not less.
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Master Jones@MaxDJones·
@thecavemommy We don’t get extra sunlight stupid it’s the same amount of sun just on different ends of the clock.
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extra mommy
extra mommy@thecavemommy·
Time for y’all to bitch about losing an hour of sleep for one night even tho we get blessed with extra sunlight for like 7 months
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Gina💄🇺🇸
Gina💄🇺🇸@gpatterson828·
For me: going out to dinner.
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Velociraptor
Velociraptor@v333lociraptor·
i just hit 2.5k followers. Thank you all so much, with that i wanted to say.... this account is run by a transgender lesbian woman. Fuck ice, fuck trump, fuck all of the maga bullshit, fuck hate, and spread love. block me if you have an issue with any of that.
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Bill Moore, Esq.
Bill Moore, Esq.@lawyer_memes·
A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.
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Mooné Rahimi
Mooné Rahimi@hiitsmemooneh·
I'm Iranian and I want to tell every leftist pro-Palestine person to shut the fuck up about Iran's situation rn, It's none of your business bitch, u were silent about Iran massacre you better keep it that way now.
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Angela Belcamino
Angela Belcamino@AngelaBelcamino·
I just witnessed America liberate Iran from radical Islam — What a time to be alive.
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Native American
Native American@_nativeamerica·
What is your sacred animal in Native American culture? Comment below which animal you belong to, and I’ll tell you who you really are!
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