Max Dawson🦉

The pikes are delighted to announce the signing of striker, Max Bauer. Bauer makes the move to the pikes from NPL side, Garforth Town. Bauer signed for the pikes last season at the end of October, on dual registration, also from Garforth. In his first spell with the pikes, Bauer scored on his debut, in the three all draw with Bottesford Town, before being recalled back to Garforth after his second appearance, at home to Beverley. Another great addition, welcome to the club, Max. 💙🐟

How is Wembley rented out a week before a League Cup Final for the Retard Bowl? 🤷🏼‍♂️ Fucking embarrassing. Those clowns shouldn’t be anywhere near the hallowed turf. Especially, the big fat fucker in a bandana.🤡 Game has gone…🤯🔫 Retardo’s Everywhere you look. 👀 Some of the very worse football I’ve ever seen. ⚽️ El Spastico 🥴

GOAL!!! Max Bauer slots in the equaliser. 71' 🔴1-1🟡

GOAL!!! Cometh the hour, cometh the Bauer! Max Bauer slots home to level it up. 42' 🔵1-1🟡

GOAL!!! Max Bauer with a swivel and finish from close range. 71' 🔵1-0🔴

43' GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Sublime finish as Max Bauer chips the keeper. 🔵2-1🟡