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@MaxGarfield2003

Villa fan and Master of Physics ⚛️

Birmingham, England Katılım Şubat 2019
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@SultanateOfFun @BisqueBoi Exactly this, especially when I'm drunk I tell people that I'm 5ft 11 just to mess with them. The best reactions are from short men who start doubting themselves and they think that they're shrinking 🤩
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PancakesDivorcePancakes@SultanateOfFun·
@BisqueBoi I’m 6’4” so I regularly get people asking how tall I am. I’ve started insisting that I’m 6’ even when other men ask just to see how they react lol
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6/9 Prem clubs in Europe this week played away from home in the first leg. Obviously the overall set of results was poor for the coefficient but away games are notoriously more difficult and we should be reserving judgement until those teams have played the second leg at home 🤷‍♂️
Telegraph Football@TeleFootball

✍️ 'At the end of the Champions League group stage, I wrote that the Premier League’s domination of Europe was an embarrassment for Uefa. 'Now Uefa is probably breathing a sigh of relief because it looks like the embarrassment will belong to the Premier League.' Read @JBurtTelegraph's full column below 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

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Ismaila Sarr dunking on a team other than Villa and Liverpool:
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Max@MaxGarfield2003·
@tomisaidwhat I don't think people realise that even if you're only -0.5 to -1 myopic then it's quite hard to tell specific people from a long distance which is very important as a manager lmao
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I did both (plus Spanish)...
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Every time we face Newcastle it either ends 0-0 or the match ends up being like the thumbnail of a 2016 Top 10 Craziest Football Moments | 720p HD YouTube video #avfc
Aston Villa Statto@AVFCStatto

#AVFC's away record against Newcastle in the Premier League since December 2005 ⤵️🤮 🤝 vs Newcastle ❌ vs Newcastle 🤝 vs Newcastle ❌ vs Newcastle ❌ vs Newcastle ❌ vs Newcastle 🤝 vs Newcastle ❌ vs Newcastle ❌ vs Newcastle 🤝 vs Newcastle 🤝 vs Newcastle 🤝 vs Newcastle ❌ vs Newcastle ❌ vs Newcastle ❌ vs Newcastle ❌ vs Newcastle

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Max@MaxGarfield2003·
Every club in the league ends up on the receiving end of poor refereeing decisions, but every mistake that affects Villa seems to involve a referee failing to dish out a clear yellow card to one of Villa's opponents #avfc
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I don't think Palhinha set out to injure Kamara but my disappointment with the foul from Palhinha stems from the lack of a yellow card. Palhinha then got away with 4 or 5 fouls before he was eventually given a yellow for what was actually his cleanest challenge of the game #avfc
Jacob Tanswell@J_Tanswell

Exclusive: Boubacar Kamara is expected to miss the remainder of the season with a knee injury. Further tests over the weekend showed extent of the injury, with the 26yo likely to be out for a significant length of time. Story @TheAthleticFC #AVFC nytimes.com/athletic/69851…

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@villareport One game too far, Arsenal outclassed us in the second half
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villareport@villareport·
Thoughts post Arsenal? 👇
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@PickSixBeers @UtdBloke_ Emery picked up 48 points from his first 25 league games at Villa, taking us from 17th to 7th...
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BBK@PickSixBeers·
@UtdBloke_ It took him 3 years, to build this, that's wat people forget, we don't even want to give our Amorim time ,yet we all can see a better team than last season.
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Bloke@UtdBloke_·
If you look at this Aston Villa team, they are average players with a good manager, playing twice a week and still got 10 wins in a row. Shows you unai Emery is a top coach.
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Our winning streak will obviously end at some point but many people (xG accounts and Villa fans too) seem to forget that xG is just an indicator and should not be used in isolation (context is key 🤓)
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2) Watkins is low on confidence so he hesitates to shoot in the box (which generates 0 xG) 3) Some teams sit in low blocks against us (so we shoot from 20+ yards) 4) Most xG models count chances from the ref playing advantage on clear offsides. Villa play an offside trap... #avfc
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Max@MaxGarfield2003·
1) The most obvious reason why Villa overperform xG considers 2 things: a) Villa play twice a week and b) Villa concede first (especially in away games) so, whenever Villa come from behind to lead, Emery likes to conserve energy by retaining possession (ie. making less xG) #avfc
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@xGPhilosophy Morgan Rogers' shot from inside the box just doesn't count then?
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The xG Philosophy@xGPhilosophy·
Aston Villa scored 1 goal from 0.00(xG) in the first 45 minutes against West Ham.
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The background music at the start of the Sea Devils #DoctorWho
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@penno_9_ "Villa underperform xG again"
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Penno@penno_9_·
What will they say nowwww
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@OP4C Tell him to put in a transfer request
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Opac Jr@OP4C·
My son got dropped from the school football team today. Not because he’s a bad player, but because he’s too good and they don’t want to humiliate the opposition. 😭 He’s not happy and I have no idea what to tell him 🤦‍♂️
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@_cosmicangst Fun fact that *nobody* knows: The first episode that Matt Smith filmed was actually The Time of Angels
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