MaxKellerMan

@RearAdBsBlog @NHL @DallasStars Put the bottle down dude 😭. Sees one picture and thinks that

Yo @NHL & @DallasStars, assuming this is legit (and I’ve yet to see a reason to think it’s not), YOU NEED TO CLEAN THIS THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW. Take a look, @DallasStars. Those are YOUR “fans” giving the goddamn Hitler salute at YOUR game. And apparently you don’t appear to give a shit about it. What a fucking embarrassment. What a fucking joke. And equally pathetic are the absolute fucking LOSERS defending these Temu Nazis in the replies. Go fuck your un-American selves.

@cowboykyla @RunninWithNJD Dude no one knew Jason Kelce till his brother started dating swift 🤣🤣

@RunninWithNJD true but outside of the hockey space most people couldn’t tell you who they are. after the olympics, sure maybe a few more can recognize them. but the kelces are pretty popular even outside of football even before taylor swift and travis started dating.

the tkachuk brothers trying to capitalize off the kelce brothers success in the podcast market don’t understand that the general public actually like the kelce’s as people.

@cowboykyla Jason Kelce is an annoying fat fuck

@AMAZONALLDAY @tweets20201 @BarstoolBigCat 🤣

@MaxKellerMan0 @tweets20201 @BarstoolBigCat I’ve won Brother. There is zero comparison me vs you in the real world. All aspects it’s me. Also helps to learn spelling

Hey buddy, you can say whatever you want about us but don’t you fucking dare say Hank doesn’t play golf.

@AMAZONALLDAY @tweets20201 @BarstoolBigCat Not going to dox myself on a burner but I’ll let u go to bed thinking u one this one. Give u one little moral victory

@MaxKellerMan0 @tweets20201 @BarstoolBigCat Me vs you no comparison. All you can do is talk smack online. Let’s see your swing

@AMAZONALLDAY @tweets20201 @BarstoolBigCat Didn’t know this was a roast try out😭😭😭. Want me to say something about your family or something?

@MaxKellerMan0 @tweets20201 @BarstoolBigCat Lmao that all you got?

@FUGGDABEARZ @milambinho @DukeGomez7 Go tell ya momma. She’d be proud I bet

@milambinho @DukeGomez7 I’ll wear that like a badge of honor. If this is pathetic, absolutely. I am

Fuck it I’m putting this bitch on blast

@modzarecuckz @FUGGDABEARZ @milambinho @DukeGomez7 😭😭😭 gods work. Obsessed with other people he doesn’t even have his own life

@FUGGDABEARZ @milambinho @DukeGomez7 Fuck em. You’re doing gods work. Man should be thanking you.

@AMAZONALLDAY @tweets20201 @BarstoolBigCat “Me hit ball far. Me good at golf” is what u sound like rn

@tweets20201 @BarstoolBigCat Imagine getting beat by wooden clubs in 2026 😂😂😂

@insiderJmoney @charlieedwardj Flyers fan talking shit 😭😭😭. Have u won anything in your lifetime u fuck stain

@charlieedwardj So he only won a World Cup of Hockey. L career.

It’s kind of wild that Keith Tkachuk is acting like this because he won absolutely nothing as an NHLer. Every team he was on was ass or choked when the time mattered. His relevance as an NHLer is because his two nepo kids benefited from his NHL experience and rich background.

@insiderJmoney @ColbyHeamanShow Worked harder than u ever will 😭

@ColbyHeamanShow You paid for Twitter. L.

@JWoodie1126 @danorlovsky7 @kurt13warner Cuz it’s a dumbass question

@danorlovsky7 @kurt13warner Don't worry Dan, I know you asked the "big games" question with an intent to take the conversation towards a point that you wanted to make BUT Pat interrupted, as usual, and wouldn't let you explain why you asked that question in order to make fun of you...more than usual

Haha, worked pretty well for me… so maybe it could work pretty well for him!?? Maybe???

@ItsDannelle @ski_brah @KendraMiddleton You asked why people care moron

@MaxKellerMan0 @ski_brah @KendraMiddleton

I’m just going to say that I think if you’re a homophobe, the call is coming from inside the house.

@sasquatchalot Your bio proves enough 🤣✌️

@MaxKellerMan0 After taking some time to reflect I’ve come to the decision that I don’t wish to communicate with low IQ moids. Take care ❤️

can i just say a hot take? i’m sorry but men like this are such losers. his daughter is 19 lol

@ItsDannelle @ski_brah @KendraMiddleton It’s gross to see 2 dudes kissing in my timeline…

@ski_brah @KendraMiddleton Then why do you care what others do with their own lives? A lot of hate for no reason, or are you hiding something?

@iFishyHD @imGriffM @OviClapBomb @Hockey_Robinson Comparing this is for people with tiny brains

@imGriffM @OviClapBomb @Hockey_Robinson 45% basically vs 46% lol

Through 72 games at age 19: Sidney Crosby: 32 G, 108 P Macklin Celebrini: 38 G, 101 P Crosby had Malkin. Celebrini doesn't.

@LockedSportBets So your top 8 scores out of 20 rounds is around a 7-8. Your welcome

@MaxKellerMan0 Yeah you are a fucking retard. Go google “how is handicap calculated” and come back and apologize to your daddy

Wesley Bryan and I got into a heated argument about what the majority of people’s favorite club is. I will stand firm and say it’s a 7 iron. There’s something about that club that’s very different than an 8 and 6. Wesley said a driver or 60 degree is the majority favorite. Who’s right here?

@LockedSportBets Your hcp would be lower

@LockedSportBets 😂😂 guess you can’t be wrong when you’re a retard and think you’re right all the time. If you broke 80 more than once every 7-8 rounds

@sasquatchalot @MikarokiNotHere @Roxanne1244 @LeesiBB @jackett743 So let’s revisit your first tweet. You said nothing about roe v wade and misandry is only used by guys when girls won’t “let them hit”. Is what you said. I said you are making that up in your head (because you are).

@MaxKellerMan0 @MikarokiNotHere @Roxanne1244 @LeesiBB @jackett743 Men sexually abuse women far more than women sexually abuse men. It’s well known. Do you still not know what roe v wade was? Calling me a retard while using my insult best for beat, not even changing it. How unoriginal. Going to assume you have a dent on the top of ur head