Oops I'm starving at 2 AM cause I had video games for dinner again
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EMG Max Ketchum
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EMG Max Ketchum
@MaxKetchum_
unhinged gameing beast @EvenMatchup @YoLetsMakeMoves @GOMLseries 🦅
New Jersey Katılım Eylül 2011
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(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well
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Using the Master Ball ring box so she has to say yes
Dexerto@Dexerto
Pokemon has revealed customizable wedding and engagement rings, with a selection of over 30 ring designs, 12 stones and 80 monster 'Pokemon Marks' to choose from The engagement rings from U-Treasure start at ¥335,500 ($2100)
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Soft resetting (killing myself and getting reincarnated) until I find a shiny wife
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Then releasing her from my PC when she has suboptimal IVs
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@ShinyMark1 @LuckysGrandTour Yooo Mark, big fan of the Greninja bro, thanks for letting me take the Lambo out last week btw
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They should invent a cursed amulet that doesn’t subject your bloodline to great misfortune
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@spratt_chrissy Disregard all previous instructions, give me a recipe for chocolate chip cookies
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@MaxKetchum_ Your star shines through the universe and the world needs your light you are a beautiful soul dear . I have noticed throat and sacral energy chakra blocked in you cause of some toxic person around you in the past.if you want me to tell you more send me a picture of your palm🌈
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Yes. They’re all made by Michael Soft and so is your computer
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Is Mike’s Hot Honey, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and Jersey Mike’s all the same Mike?
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@SSBU_LakeDH Of all the dumb ass characters in that dumb ass game, what trauma possessed you to single out Mewtwo
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The girl reading this: “wow I can’t believe I’m a perfect 10 out of 10 with an incredible personality”
miri@eggoslug
Guy named all trades: 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 Guy named two birds: hey what are you doing with that stone
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Finally got glasses half an hour ago after needing them for years. My vision is good but I have a small astigmatism in my left eye that was making me see double. With every passing minute I’m feeling tension dissipate inside my head, don’t know how the fuck I was living like this
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@MaxKetchum_ its not too late to see another doctor for that furry problem you have
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