Maximilian Blake

Not a wise choice to bully someone with a bat in hand

Me:”opens incognito for the 10th time today” My dihh:

Some people just drain the fuck!ng nice right out of you

I asked the universe for more time, and the universe sent me a 'Mental Hospital wants to know your location' notification.

Damn🔥

I can be the most useless WhatsApp contact you will have,just ask me why

these days propose to a girl this way and you'll surely diē a virgin

YouTube will recommend a video you literally just finished watching

my type

6ix9ine was on Adin Ross's live stream with N3on, got mad at the chat, and started freestyling "Every time I prove somebody wrong, it's who cares" 😂

My little brother had his heart broken years ago. The girl he thought was “the one” was gone. He didn’t call anyone. Didn’t talk about it. He simply got in his car and drove to Miami with no hotel, no plan, and barely any money. On his first night there, he met a girl at a bar who was in the exact same situation. He said she looked like she’d walked straight off a movie set. They spent the next few weeks together wandering, living, doing everything and nothing all at once. No rules. No tomorrow. Just two broken people making the most of the moment. Before they went their separate ways, they got matching tattoos. Nothing deep or meaningful just a silly little symbol to mark the moment. This was before social media, so she wrote her name and number on a scrap of paper. He lost it somewhere on the long drive home. That was over twenty years ago. He no longer remembers her name. But he still has the tattoo. He showed it to me once and just smiled. “It was one of the best weeks of my life,” he said, “and I couldn’t tell you who I shared it with.” Some stories don’t need an ending. They just need to have happened.

I know some crazy person out there on this planet would still go and eat it😭

when you're on detox & now your plug starts to offer home delivery with special offers 😂😂💀

Finish this sentence: I stopped caring when _____

loving someone is the easy part; co-existing with them every day is the real work.

we picked up a 24-year-old girl at the airport in Stuttgart once and as we were pointing out castles she said "but how did they get there? where did they move them from?" (her first time out of the US)

For all my gun enthusiasts, can someone explain to me wtf that is? 😳🙃

High thoughts hit harder than reality sometimes

Nothing comes close to the damage gambling does. Compared to anything else, it's horrible. It's the worst thing ever. And it's so readily available. It's like there's no hiding from it. It's like you just can't. Every time you turn on the TV, the radio, it's just everywhere. There's just no escape from it. And yeah, it's like living in hell.

doesn't matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.