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@MaxNeptune

There is only one man who can save the day... MAX NEPTUNE!

Whittier, CA Katılım Nisan 2009
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Max Neptune@MaxNeptune·
Cool story bro. I was nearly eaten by a wild voolpen.
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The full retro sci-fi cult classic @MaxNeptune and the Menacing Squid can now be watched for FREE! youtube.com/maxneptune
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Max Neptune@MaxNeptune·
You know, some days it just doesn't pay to unzip your self out of your wall mounted antigravity sleeping unit.
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I'm stranded on an asteroid that's gonna crash into a moon, While fighting a serpent! Reggie is supposedly on his way. Get the lead out Reg!
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Max Neptune@MaxNeptune·
I love exploring the unknown, Battling alien beasts and piloting fast rockets. But I'm glad to be home, and using my own toilet.
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Max Neptune@MaxNeptune·
I was chased by a swarm of helobats on the moon of Chuf. Dove into a lake of what I hope is jello. I didn't bring dry underwater.
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Max Neptune@MaxNeptune·
Dr. Agotch escaped prison... Again. I don't know how he does it.
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Max Neptune@MaxNeptune·
Headed to some space hero conference. Zzzzzz... Buck Rogers always has cool gadgets and the most Amazing Stories.
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Max Neptune@MaxNeptune·
I bumped into Flash Gordon. Nice enough guy, but he's a little arrogant. Ok, I get it, you conquered the universe. Whatever.
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Max Neptune@MaxNeptune·
Gotta go in a cave on a strange alien planet. Inside I can hear 1000s of exoskeletons click clack as they snore. Should've worn my sneakers!
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Max Neptune@MaxNeptune·
ASP weapons specialist, Troy, tried to give me a new ray gun. "It's less bulky" he said. So I smashed his gun with mine. Guess he was right.
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Max Neptune@MaxNeptune·
Got beat up by a wgggrnestuupian <sp? Then I pistol whipped him. Now we're having drinks and pickin up on alien ladies. Don't judge me.
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Max Neptune@MaxNeptune·
Just captured a wanted mutant slug like beast on the dwarf planet hazkurfff. He thinks its funny that I'm covered in his snot. #gazuntite
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Max Neptune@MaxNeptune·
I'm on the edge of Chiblinore. A city on the planet Vibtublar. Chased down a Vibtublarian here. Do they have pizza?
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