Max On The Plane

Honest opinion: If you don't understand sarcasm, you deserve to be offended.

@karanbirtinna I'm no expert, but I guess the logic is the same as in turning on anything, so I'll go with "try that thing on the top that looks like a button".

Ever read your old tweets and go "Man, than was a quality tweet. Shame no one saw it.", or is it just me?

MATTHEW: you haven’t touched your food JESUS: I’m not hungry probably just gonna wait for the next supper JUDAS [nervously]: maybe some potatoes at least

@JoniSuikeli Ylen Urheilun spell check tuntuisi tarvitsevan korjausta välittömäasti...

#ThorLoverAndThunder spoilers out of context.

@DahbiZak @Xephyrtv @incelReplies

@MeusliC @opinionated53 @kevinshepherd1 @Savecod @PrancingHound The Romans knew not to bend their knee to bicyclists.

@opinionated53 @kevinshepherd1 @Savecod @PrancingHound But no bicycle paths

@EpicVoiceGuy Hoping to watch this on a flight tomorrow, otherwise might have to caugh $7 for the digital rent... maybe.

@ahonen_p @MiiaMustang @EAaltola Alkaa olemaan Ämeriikän meininkiä siinä kohtaan.

@MiiaMustang @EAaltola Alkaa aikamoinen hässäkkä, kun stadissa jengi alkaa metsästämään!🤔

@JasonPa111 @UltraFringe @castterry73 There's a reason no one has invaded Switzerland in the last 80years and that's because no dictator is crazy enough to attack their own bank.

@UltraFringe @castterry73 Do u guys know Switzerland has gun laws? Except theirs state everyone must have one. Remember Switzerland being neutral during WW2? There’s a reason Hitler never invaded Switzerland and that’s why. It’s also why they need us disarmed.

How I see the government, whenever they raise taxes:

@TuomasEnbuske @jyrkikatainen Onko tämä joku "wall of dicks" keräilysarja?

hankin kotiin uuden taulu, @jyrkikatainen! 👌

@sheikkine @hsfi Ongelmana on että ehdottamallasi otsikolla klikkien määrä tippuisi huomattavasti.

@MinkkinenMinna Sveitsistä olisi hyvä ottaa mallia miten he selättivöt heroiiniepidemian '80-90' luvulla. Käsitykseni mukaan Sveitsissä ei ole ollut yhtään heroiinin yliannostuskuolemaa laki-/käytäntöuudistuksen jälkeen.

@KalleMikkola @TuomasEnbuske Jury määräsi JD:lle 10+5 miljoonaa korvaukset, nutta tuomari laski 5 miljoonan 350k:hon, koska se on Virginian osavaltion maksimi summa "puntitive damages" tapauksissa.

@TuomasEnbuske Kumpikin tuomittiin toisen kunnian loukkaamisesta, Depp tosin vain osassa syytteitä, 2 M Heardille, ja ex-vaimo Amber Heard joka kohdasta, maksaa 15 M Deppille. yle.fi/uutiset/3-1247… Meidän pitää siis kohdella heitä syyttöminä muuhun kuin kunnianloukkaukseen?

johnny depp!! ❤️

@KatieDeal99 Been there. Caffeine withdrawal headache is terrible and only caffeine will make it better. Gradual reduction can help with the problem to go away overtime, but it's hard.

I’m not addicted to caffeine I just have to have it every day or I get a headache

Can someone explain how perjury works in the US? For example who is responsible for pressing charges, if there is suspision of one committing perjury?

@ShutUpAmanda I'm unfamiliar with the US law regarding perjury, but could her testimonies during the trial open a whole new can of worms for her? To my understanding there was cases during this ordeal, where she was lying under oath.

The Countdown to #AmberHeard’s Conservative Comeback has OFFICIALLY begun. Her “anti-media” “First Amendment” schtick is BOUND to get her onto Fox News. #DeppVHeardTrial #IBelieveJohnnyDepp #AmberHeardlsAnAbuser #AmberHeardlsALiar #AmberHeardIsAPsychopat