Max the Duster

Baby lizard on the flywire, I would get you if you were on this side. *falls back to sleep*

Staff find me yawning a/photogenic and b/ amusing.

Hopped on FaceTime today with staff's mother. I brought a smile to her face. I hear you say "what a guy". C'est moi.

@puggle01 would you like me to post them the cooked stuff?

@woolloomoolo0 are they my subjects?

@woolloomoolo0 who are they? The one on the left looks a bit like a koala.

Missives today from the far reaches of the kingdom. Over the northwestern border in @woolloomoolo0 which is a fine account to visit.

I could eat raw chicken all day. "Staff!"

@ernmalleyscat staff just draw what they see

Giving staff the willies because I won't sit still.

@woolloomoolo0 @firstdogonmoon Smug? Moi?

@woolloomoolo0 @firstdogonmoon Staff have sent you a DM. I can assure you, they don’t do that for everyone.

Chicken three ways: raw, poached and with poaching water. It’s very MasterChef around here.

@firstdogonmoon staff called me old sock this morning. What is it with you people? Yes I am and this is me 1 minute ago on the new fav chair

@firstdogonmoon hello. Have you come to pay homage?

@kymtje I heard it’s hard to get good staff.

I am sleeping for #straya today. Oh and eating small portions of intensely flavoured food, delivered at regular intervals by staff.

@TonyAbrahams twitter.com/maxtheduster/s…

MOL. Hopped on vet's chair this morning while she was out of the room. Not as good as mine at home.