Max

@ManUtd dalot benched

Introducing Michael Carrick's Reds to face Newcastle 👊

@Juliusnuhu1 @FabrizioRomano under ange?

@FabrizioRomano Here we go indeed! 🔵⚪️ Young Scottish gem incoming, love the youth focus under Ange. COYS!

🚨⚪️ James Wilson to Tottenham, here we go! Deal in place for Scottish 18 year old striker to join #THFC project. Arsenal were offering a trial while Spurs offer loan deal with buy option clause now agreed with Hearts. Medical happening now with formal steps next.

@mufcMPB @PeteHall86 @TheiPaperSport no thankyou

🚨 Sources close to André Onana believe that if a new head coach comes in at Manchester United who favours goalkeepers playing the ball out with their feet they may turn to him once more. #MUFC [@PeteHall86, @TheiPaperSport]

@utdreport and amad and mbuemo?

@utdreport dan james 10th?

The Telegraph ranked every #mufc signing since Sir Alex Ferguson’s departure — here are the top 10: 1. Bruno Fernandes 2. Zlatan Ibrahimovic 3. Juan Mata 4. Romelu Lukaku 5. Christian Eriksen 6. Bryan Mbeumo 7. Ander Herrera 8. Harry Maguire 9. Amad Diallo 10. Daniel James

@utdreport @BeanymanSports cunt

Garnacho asked if he has any regrets about the way things ended at #mufc: “No.” [@BeanymanSports]

@mufcMPB @BeanymanSports cunt

🚨🚨🎥 Alejandro Garnacho asked if he has any regrets about the way things ended at Manchester United: “No.” #MUFC [@BeanymanSports]

@BTCC tom chilton???

@utdreport Lisandro to Bomb Squad Here We Go!

Ig Sancho: “My brothers! 🤞🏻” [sancho]

@FelipeFC30 Good man Felipe, how’s the head this morning? Did you have too many disco biscuits?

@Max_Bai0 Max I will post the Creamfields photos later this afternoon stay tune Max and everyone else!

Unbelievable United has missed the first penalty of the new Premier League season I did warn you Man fans I think the Red Devils need a new penalty taker

@formularacers_ what for?

🚨 | NEW: Alex Dunne received a 10-second penalty after the F2 Feature Race. Arvid Lindblad has also been DSQ'd. This means Stanek is now the race winner, with Miyata in P2 and Browning P3.

@ChrisMedlandF1 perfect just as sky went to an ad break

Red flag: Bearman's had a big crash in the Haas at Turn 10 #F1 #AusGP

@City_Xtra @FabrizioRomano hahahah is over tho

@FabrizioRomano It's not full-time?

🚨 Manchester City have been knocked out of the Champions League by Real Madrid.

@UtdPlug @TheSunFootball fuck that guy

Tottenham loanee Mathys Tel is eyeing a summer move to Manchester United. [@TheSunFootball]

Justice.

@ManUtd W

@StokeyyG2 @jonnyescott seems to be a weekly post for you this?

@jonnyescott Apologies to Wayne, saw a lot of others post it so assumed it was legit, clearly made a mistake and will happily admit to it. Cheers for pointing it out and I will avoid something like this happening again. 👍

Deleted your tweet trying to grass up a bloke for doing absolutely nothing wrong then @StokeyyG2? Little dweeb. Everything that’s up with that generation. Bunch of little muppets

@andrewrobertso5 you owe me money

Ange Postecoglou sacked by the end of the season #WhatOddsPaddy @AskPaddyPower