Max_Hansen
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This or that 😈👇🏼
A) I call your partner while you’re locked under my feet and make you tell her that she’s "second place" to my credit card limit. 📞💔
B) You spend your entire wedding/house/holiday fund on a new Birkin handbag for me and you have to tell your partner you "lost it gambling." 💎📉
C) You record a video of yourself flushing your wedding ring (or your most prized possession) down the toilet to prove that only I matter. 🚽💍

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