Max

one day in and he already got investigated because someone else in the league thought he immediately started tampering again, ain’t no fucking way man you just can’t make this shit up 😭😭😭

i just want to love and be loved, to make love and give love. instead i have to escape the fucking baroness

@TStorm106 this is both the most entertaining and maddening hockey game I’ve seen in years lmao

What the hell is this Colorado v Minnesota game dude😭

I firmly believe that if it weren’t for the back-to-back-to-back season-ending shoulder injuries, Tarasenko could’ve been a consistent 50-goal scorer and the next best current-gen goal scorer after Ovechkin

vintage Vladi never gets old 😌

14 years later and Tarasenko is still pulling off the same move. What a career Vladdy’s had

also rumors around the league are most other GMs don’t like or respect him and some would even refuse to answer his calls lmfao

Best outcome for VGK vs Ducks is Hart shatters his groin on the first save he makes and then a mysterious case of rabies breaks out in the arena and both teams are forced to forfeit the entire rest of the playoffs. And Quenneville walks off a cliff

finally people are realizing what a good game is

much respect for greg wyshynski for not shying away from this

@owosieee waow nice ass,,,

oomf told me to post ass so i did cw:// ass pic, duh

HEARTBREAKING 💔 - girl must go to work while very sleepy and cold :(

@victryena @LoonEnjoyah wait a second the victryena buff is real

oilers in 7

@Petstrogen ehhhh

@maxie_kat i'm funny respect me

you don't get it i'm not "boymoding" i'm daytwinking

I can quit Tomodachi Life at any time

@tumbytimejr happy bday!!!!!!

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY

@miaaowing meow :3

imagine 12,000 cats

@doggirljesus errrrm that might be a tad bit high LMFAO

so i think i might know the cause of those pesky mood swings

I almost forgot - happy one year on HRT to me! :D 🏳️‍⚧️