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McDAVID: I will take the same deal for two more years so you can use the cap space to build a team around me STAN BOWMAN: here are Tristan Jarry and seven more years of Trent Frederic. Do you like this.

Well that's all she wrote for the oilers. Better check how my second favourite orange team is doing. Fuck.

Even in my darkest moments I just remember. It could be worse, I could be a canucks fan

“Hey Darnell, your choice - accept a trade or you sit and we will not play you.” This isn’t hard guys. I don’t care about a stupid no trade clause.

@victryena Omg it's uwucy

give me a reason to not blow my shit smove off rn

My only comfort right now is the hope that we are about to watch the last 20 minutes of Darnell Nurse in an Oilers jersey

@victryena Bring back cripplingly depressed quinn hughes, he deserves it

hate seeing quinn hughes happy

"we have 100% test coverage" the tests: expect(Button).toBeAButton()

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

Podkolzin now has 5 points in 5 games and has more playoff points than any Canucks player since he entered the league Remember when Vancouver’s coaches said he wasn’t an NHL calibre player?

I'm tired of the Oilers proving their resilience I need them to start beating opposing teams with hammers

Once again Vasily Podkolzin made his minutes count for the @EdmontonOilers Had 1-0-1/+2 and 8(!) Hits in 12:34 TOI. Strong argument can be made he has been EDM’s best player in the series: (2-3-5/+5/5GP)

@ryderfm I support knee on knee

Kreider now has a lifetime target for that hit on Drai. Oilers weren’t in a position to act on it this game, but it’s coming Christopher.

HOW DO YOU TAKE A TOO MANY MEN PENALTY WHEN YOUR NET IS EMPTY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 SEVEN PLAYERS????????😭😭😭😭😭😭

If this game gets out of hand, go ahead and remember the officials declining to call a hit from behind on one of the best players in the league. Player safety? Protect the players? Yeah, right.

oilers in 7

I never expected button discourse to veer hard into xenophobia and racism but since we're on X the racism app I really shoulda seen it coming

My greatest accomplishment is making latte art in a cup I also made