Maximus “Whisky” Croftfield

12 followers Costco haul dox

John, something just came across my desk

@freeyoungthug2 Get him up and moving around, need him to be hot to close

First night out since the divorce. Will keep you updated

@shanecoop1969 Not outrageous at all, just worried if she’s paralyzed she might ask if it’s in yet

I don’t even think doing it would be crazy #lank #🪵

@TuckerHutch311 🪵, even without the ai shit tbh

Thank you for feeding into my delusions ChatGPT 🪵 #rackattack

My outfit makes me feel like I’m going to open the bv and see a picture of myself captioned “I know you’re on here somewhere”

Yeah I’d die for this shit #larp

Yes in fact this is folds of honor Peter Millar, happy fourth everyone #lank

Hungover listening to ELO and Jack Johnson in the wife’s living room before we go hiking. I actually love my life right now

@TuckerHutch311 I agree, draws or pants not necessarily

#foid told me to pack “just the essentials”

Every semi New York Jew you know is about to be the most insufferable person to talk to for the next 3 months

@WGTD_Tracer Definitely a what your going to use it for thing. If you’re actually taking it out in the field and on the boat where it’s going to get beat up it’s the best you can get. If it’s just going to sit inside and not see bad conditions a jbl is probably more worth it

Anyone know if Turtleboxs are worth the money? Or is like yeti coolers and it’s only a “status” symbol

Hell yeah dude, the ladies won’t be able to stay off you when you look that fly #larp

From the 8-4 to the lake, life is worth living gentlemen

@TuckerHutch311 Looks like this blunt guy could use some practice off the tee

Jordy Nelson on the scorecard + post round flops 👌 #soredick #cantbeatit

@bagdadtrav It’s all about getting your form down at the end of the day

@MaximusCroftt sometimes you just need to see one go in

Just watched a dude take a practice 3pt shot before going up to talk to a girl and honestly I fucked with that #expand

Rain all week, 3 exams a presentation and a final interview all in the next 4 days. Cherry on top is the wife goes out of town the day I’m done with hell. Someone kill me please

@RichardBreath67 Hope you had a great last ride Redmond, my apologies for nuking the bathroom. - Sincerely, Maximus

At my last formal. Cape Cod to the dome #sad

Any other badgers hammered in Budapest? Hit my line if so