MAXWELL

The original Connor Storie

Hit tweet off me lying on peoples ability to remember nostalgic details

@Doctor_Pronouns Sadly left. Would’ve got it for myself if my shoulders weren’t so broad

@Maxochism I will pay you well for this dress if you buy it

Just ran into this washed up celebrity. She was 6 dollars. Hag.

@amishbimbo How far she’s fallen. She didn’t drop her crown she pawned it.

CHUCK NORRIS???? year so bad it killed the unkillable.

I’d personally choose moonlight but it deserves to be parasite. None of the other movies touch it.

Sister is coming to visit for four days. Scientists are already predicting this to be the fattest weekend in recorded history.

Dooooo. Doodoooooo. Doodooo. Doodooooo WOOOOAHHH

About once a month I listen to this album all the way through just to really really feel pain

@squirtkobainia Like where is the old guard????

At oconnors. No opal. No juj. No Moe. Not even a hint of @squirtkobainia Columbus has fallen.

Fetty Wap is in the studio: “The last time the studio felt like this…I was making Trap Queen.”

Marty supreme winning nothing

Peak lately

@AstroDraws ZANGOOSE NEEDS TO BE THE SLIGHTLY CHUBBY SKATER GUY LIKE HOW SPINNER WAS IN EARLY SEASONS OF DEGRASSI

if this gets 500 likes I will do a whole series of these Drop ur fav pokemon below to get some swagged out.

I think she’s just internalizing people treating her the same snippy way that she often treats them due to her mental health state making her take things VERY personally.

Category is: album so good it made the rest of the albums they released after sound like poop

@DWalkn I need Zangoose SO EFFING BAD PLEASEEEE

Pokémons with glasses 👓✨ Feel free to use them as your pfp! And drop your suggestions for part 2

Sister is working on her thesis defense presentation