Maxon Gumball

Was Hilary visiting? @realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips #WhatILearnedToday

Mom finally got my profile set up on ThedailyMoJo.com so I can watch instead of listening on Alexa @realBradStaggs #WhatILearnedToday @RealRonPhillips

On my way to have lunch with @AngeredBeaver. So excited. Way too long since I’ve seen her. #WhatILearnedToday @realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips @megangillprice

I’m 11 dude & I know better. #WhatILearnedToday @realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips people are dumbasses

Is a wooden nickel the same as a round-to-it? @realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips #WhatILearnedToday my mom @megangillprice has a box with a bunch of that crap

Please pray for my mom @megangillprice today. They are cutting out pieces of her lungs to study. She will be in the hospital for a few days. #WhatILearnedToday @realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips she’ll probably be listening until they wheel her back. Thank you

Watch the history of swear words on Netflix then you can be educated on the proper use of all those words. I use phuck all the time stress the ph so mom doesn’t smack me @realBradStaggs #WhatILearnedToday @RealRonPhillips

The world is full of cousin Eddies that will send their life savings to a fake tv preacher. People are stupid @realBradStaggs #WhatILearnedToday @RealRonPhillips

Next Friday I’ll be the official taste tester of her highness Queen Beaver’s Christmas cookies. I know y’all are jealous @realBradStaggs #WhatILearnedToday @RealRonPhillips @AngeredBeaver Annual cookie baking with Holly. Can’t wait

I picked a BAD time to eat breakfast @realBradStaggs #WhatILearnedToday @RealRonPhillips I can’t stop laughing and gagging and I’ve eaten some of that nasty stuff

Do we need to set up a go fund me so @realBradStaggs can stay up to date and stream? It’s ok, @megangillprice is cheap too! I pay for Netflix or we wouldn’t have it #WhatILearnedToday @RealRonPhillips

@megangillprice @skwisch OMG mom seriously 🙄

@skwisch Wait until you are 50. I still haven’t had a midlife crisis. Or wait… maybe I did have my midlife crisis 11 years ago. Y’all know him… @MaxonGumball

Now that I’m 40 I can have a mid life crisis, right? What should I do? 🤔 #WhatILearnedToday

I want to wish my mom @megangillprice the best birthday ever! @realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips #WhatILearnedToday also happy birthday to a few other Jackholes @Kerry141139 @geoffwomack & 😂@kuhb00m😂 add on & tag anyone else I missed

Drive through the ghetto areas. His B&W unpatriotic signs are everywhere. They look cool. The welfare idiots who have zero clue of history is how FETard was voted in. They want more free shit & no work @realBradStaggs #WhatILearnedToday @RealRonPhillips

Maxon's (@MaxonGumball) Lady Liberty is a pecan pie/honey blend made with immigrant beans from Ethiopia, which gives it a rich and deep flavor with a decidedly sweet finish! For more info. or to buy some go to americanprideroasters.com/Maxons-Lady-Li…. -tim

This is funny @realBradStaggs #WhatILearnedToday @RealRonPhillips

@AngeredBeaver I’ll have my people get with your people

The Vatican helped the Nazis??? This is new info to me I need a WW2 lesson from @MaxonGumball

How much you ask? Hmmm let me go check. We’ll call it a science experiment @realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips #WhatILearnedToday just kidding @megangillprice will kill me

When I met Scott Perry I told him he looked like Johnny Knoxville #WhatILearnedToday @realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips 😂 😂@megangillprice didn’t think it was funny, Scott thought it was hilarious