i am so bad at this for some reason

The “finding out” phase usually fills me with joy, but right now it’s just fucking sad.

@vMichaelv Dawg. It’s 2023 and you just on this?

I have been to my local Market Basket a hundred times, maybe more, since it opened. I’ve never once seen anyone grab a donut from the display rack. Today I decided to get a donut and as soon as I opened the case a line formed behind me.

@lukeoneil47 Find a River > World Leader Pretend? The fuck out of here.

The Journal thing is low key the biggest news from #apple #WWDC23 That type of info becomes a Rosetta Stone for their transactional 1st party data if it gets even fractional adoption.

I’ve blocked so many local spam numbers in the last two weeks that pretty soon no one from 617 will be able to call me anymore.

This right here is going to completely change advertising agency creative departments forever.

Oh wow. <3333

@lukeoneil47 So nobody remembers Perfect From Now On? Total jokeshow!

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”

A prelude to a strange new world world of home-brewed iPhone mods, I’d wager. apple.news/AWoiZv6qURzOH4…

@lukeoneil47 This time the ghost is a second penis.

@BillKristol @mattgreenfield It is so exhausting watching these people realize that everything we've ever told them about Conservatism and the hollowness of its ideologies has been true.

"If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy.”—David Frum

@lukeoneil47 Truth. Lightning in a bottle, ‘twas.

This may be the most Philly thing ever.

@Independent Boomer-ass editors.

Now Trump has lost the election, Biden should pardon him — for the good of us all independent.co.uk/voices/electio…

#SDNY he's all yours.

Mood forever.

Oddly, I’m most excited that Karen Pence is being replaced by a Jewish entertainment lawyer.