Maya Moo, Aiden doo, Zekey Zoo + Emmie too

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@MayaMooisms You need to change your name

Emmie (2): what your favorite color? Me: black. Emmie: no, you not like black. It very dark. You like white.

Emmie (2): Lets play hide and Zeke!

Aiden (9): Emmie, are you eating Mom's deodorant? Emunah (2): No, that's not yogurt!

TV: What's in your wallet? Zeke (7!): I'm not telling you that. Because I don't have one.

"Do you want to know who my four favorite cooks are? My dad, my mom, my dad's mom, and Sam-because his meat is so so good!" -Zeke (6.5)

"Where my home go? Home there 👉." Emmie (2) when I took a different route home then what she expected. She pointed in the right direction. 🤯

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Aiden (9), shnuggling before bed: ahhh, home is wherever Dad is. And Mom.

Me (41): you know it's in this magazine, Emmie? Toys! Emmie (2): No, look, eyes. Pictures. 👀

Maya (11) sitting on the couch reading says randomly: I'm so glad I wasn't made an object, like a book. I'm so glad I'm me and not an object.

"Why would Hashem give me a stuffy nose on the holiest day of the year?" Zeke (6.5), Yom Kippur morning

"Do you think Ross is better than squirrels at climbing?" - Zeke (6.5) 🐿️

*Mom and Dad talking in hushed to tones in the front of the car* Aiden (almost 8), several times: What are you guys talking about? Zeke (6.5) pipes in from the back of the car: Aiden, they are talking about grown-uppy things.

Emmie (1.5) stops and studied this for a while, then said; "Hi Moonah!"

*homeless person yells at Emmie* Emmie (1.5): *gigles* Maya (11): She thinks it is funny. I don't think she understands mental health.

"Your stomach was burping. And I heard your heart-beep." -Zeke (6.5)

Zeke (6.5): Dad, does vinegar smell good? Because my feet smell like vinegar...

Aiden (8.5): Mom said it's my choice of what to do let's go to the park. Zeke (6): I don't want to. Aiden: Well it's my choice, so I'll let you agree with me.

Emmie-isms! (1.5yo) -bottle = baba (of course) -egg = lello (for yellow) -maya = Aya -Aiden = Ada -Zeke = tsss -Emunah = Moonah -dog = dog dog -Google = googooool