maya 🌺

YO HE A FAKE IDGAFER HE BE CELEBRATIN HALF ANNIVERSARIES

wait highkey i forgot to post this but here's an alternate ver with jealous dan voiceover from last week's pod. dan howell you greedy bitch

@fallinsand @Ciomso @howellslesbians oh god

@howellslesbians FIRST BIRTHDAY PHOTO DUMP POST HARD LAUNCH OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

less than a month until dans birthday and that means we also get a boyfriendy photo dump from phil, and probably the most devastating

retweet if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

hot take i think dan and phil are more gen z than they are millennials

@personallyblue beautiful

@Maya_does_shit Wordle guessed in 4/6! ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 fun fact : I always start the phordle with "twink"

WASSUP PHORDLERS!! Hope everyone's had a wonderful Wednesday so far. Can I get a fun fact from everyone today? Drop your results below as usual (no spoilers!!) 🫶 Phordle #32, 20/05/26 mywordle.strivemath.com/?word=lwqcl

@dinofpinof @duetsoren @heartsfordnp @unicrndan @flowrsdnp The way it's just phil lester is taking me out

5 things I’m obsessed with and 5 oomfs!!! 1. phil lester 2. spotify playlists 3. orange soda 4. commentary videos 5. vaseline @duetsoren @heartsfordnp @unicrndan @Maya_does_shit @flowrsdnp

will always be grateful to dan and phil giving me proof over and over again that you can take as much time as you need to face what you fear most, still come out the other side and find countless ways to embrace peace and happiness

@hormigavestidas From maya to maya I feel u

my mom genuinely asked me if i was a virgin 😂😂 my brother in CHRIST i have a sticker collection😂😂😂 i cry happy tears when i get a new lego set 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i have a dan and phil phanpage on twitter!!!!! i AM NOT getting laid bromosome🫡🫡🫡😂😂😂😂😬😬😬😬

@Zapphira_Art @fallinsand @jaestilll omg

@Maya_does_shit @fallinsand @jaestilll It’s actually my dream to visit the UK someday, so who knows 👀

does anyone else see the vision

PLEASE-

@Zapphira_Art @fallinsand @jaestilll ONE STEP AWAY

@Maya_does_shit @fallinsand @jaestilll I’m from Belgium 🥲 BUT I could technically get to the UK, so it’s not impossible!

@goodphealings I'd struggle to not make (inappropate for the workplace) jokes to My Bosses 😭

@Maya_does_shit my anxiety would be off the charts!!!!

emilia saying her interview with dan and phil was crazy "because they're so tall" LOL

@Zapphira_Art @fallinsand @jaestilll How many of yall r from the UK😔

@Maya_does_shit @fallinsand @jaestilll Oh I would kill for that, that would be SO AWESOME! If only we weren’t scattered across the globe 🥲

@hand_of_clay @thedoodledraws @isimswyn @harpisnotonfire @Zapphira_Art 🩷

@Maya_does_shit @thedoodledraws @isimswyn @harpisnotonfire @Zapphira_Art i posted the 5th in the replies because i noticed i think its the maya curse

5 things and 5 oomfs 1. penumbra podcast 2. drawing eyes 3. anatomy 4. all the riordanverse books @thedoodledraws @isimswyn @harpisnotonfire @Zapphira_Art @hearteyedkara

@imissmobo570 @dnpprobmadmegay @mothboystarman @vanillaber14315 @Trixer6574 you are so correct

@Maya_does_shit @dnpprobmadmegay @mothboystarman @vanillaber14315 @Trixer6574 There’s not a single part of it that’s uninteresting lmao

5 things i’m obsessed with and 5 oomfs!! 1. dan and phil 2. conan gray 3. milo rossi 4. modern baseball(band) 5. physics @dnpprobmadmegay @Maya_does_shit @mothboystarman @vanillaber14315 @Trixer6574

@Zapphira_Art @fallinsand @jaestilll mass phannie meet up and we drink to phans legality

@Maya_does_shit @fallinsand @jaestilll Oh amazing! Name a time and place, I’ll be there!