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CA Mayank Parakh

@Mayank_Parakh

Practicing CA | CFA | StartUps | Humour | Hyperbole and Irony | shitposting | Equity Research for fun| Pink Floyd | Poetry | Art |

Kolkata, India Katılım Mayıs 2009
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CA Mayank Parakh
CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
In 10th grade when I said I wanted to be a CA, I didn't really mean filing returns on MCA and GSTN portal!
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
@FCSJigarShah Yeah. I have checked the entire city 20+ theatre only front row and night shows available.
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CS Jigar Shah@FCSJigarShah·
@Mayank_Parakh i have around 70-80 shows options tomorrow within 5 km radius and almost every shows are full except those which starts after 1.30 am.. even 2000+ tickets are not available
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
I dont remember the last when a I couldnt get tickets for a movies in ANY theatre in the city for two days straight.
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
Seeing reports of explosions across multiple major Middle East cities: Tehran, Manama, Riyadh, Abu Dhabi, Dubai, Doha. If this is accurate, it’s a massive escalation: arguably the biggest in years, even after everything last year brought. Hoping civilians are safe.
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
If AI is going to matter in a CA office, it should fix the boring grind: collect docs (WhatsApp), auto-organise & tag, push entries to Tally/Excel, reconcile GST, send reminder follow-ups. Hearing mentioned often in this context Whats working for you? taxone.vyapar.com
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
Earthquake in Kolkata ?
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
I’ll be in Singapore from 25–30 Jan for work. If you’re around and would like to connect over a coffee/chat, feel free to DM me—happy to meet and exchange ideas.
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
Anyone into Singapore Taxation? Kindly DM.
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
Singapore’s first PM wanted his city to be like Calcutta: beautiful, planned, clean, rich. Back then, Bengal contributed 23% to India’s GDP. Today? It’s one of the unclean, de-industrialized, in ruins and crumbling cities. Policy matters. It can make or break a legacy.
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
Apart from Tendulkar and Dhoni BCCI has humiliated almost all big cricketers towards the end of their career.
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
Read reports that Rohit Sharma was removed from captaincy without any communication. You don’t do this to someone who just won you back-to-back ICC trophies. First in IPL after winning 5 trophies, now this. Feel for the man. Doesn’t deserve this.
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
Go to office on Sunday- no compliants! But not having even a working portal frustrates everyone. Such waste of Professional man hours!!
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
It might not look like it, but removing stray dogs is huge. For the first time in India, the focus is on improving human living conditions!
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
Man really woke up every decade and dropped a genre-defining classic. Greatest filmography ever assembled.
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CA Mayank Parakh@Mayank_Parakh·
In a client meeting: Wife calls 5 times- Unanswered. Brother calls next. Expecting an input for the meeting, I pick up only to hear her say, "This you can pickup?" If I survive tonight, I will start a podcast on relationship!
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S K Taj@sktajsant·
@Mayank_Parakh Bhot din baad shit posting chalu , missing your chatpata tweets 🤣
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