Mabelle Zavala

Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.

Why does a rooster watch TV? For hentertainment!

No penny, no paternoster. - German Proverb

Your windmill dwindles into a nutcrack. - Portuguese Proverb

Inside yourself or outside, you never have to change what you see, only the way you see it. -Thaddeus Golas

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 free u 4rm darkness & after u pray &ur still in darkness, pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL

If it wasn't for plumbers, you'd have no place to go.

He who awaits much can expect little. -Gabriel Garcia Marquez

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? We just report the facts, we don't change them.

What kind of Cat purrs the best? Purrrrr-sians.

Yogi Berra~ When you come to a fork in the road take it.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are - you aren't. (Margaret Thatcher)

To spend much and gain little is the sure road to ruin. - German Proverb

Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort. -Franklin Roosevelt

Cat Philosophy - If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.

Leo C. Rosten~ Satire is focused bitterness.

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. -Gerry Sikorski

You never miss a slice from a cut loaf. - English Proverb

Rita Rudner~ I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. -Michel Eyquem