Mayhem ‼️

POV: your boyfriend watches you catch the bouquet 💐

might quit my job to focus on summer

it’s aperol spritz with a $20 salad degrees outside right now

Am i trippin? or the more you work on yourself the harder it becomes to deal with people that aren't working on themselves.

you will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn

Explaining Diljit Dosanjh's Met Gala look - A THREAD

career should be your 2nd priority. hanging out with friends always comes first

i’m locking in i’m locking i i’m locking i’m lockin i’m locki i’m lock i’m loc i’m lo i’m l i’m i’m c i’m cr i’m cra i’m cras i’m crash i’m crashi i’m crashin i’m crashing i’m crashing o i’m crashing ou i’m crashing out

I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good

my homegirls think they so sneaky turning that location off i know you at that man house girl 😭

I done lived 3 lives in January already please let’s wrap this up

Don't forget, you are someone's weird colleague

Planning to take Thursday off so I can ski down Dallas North Tollway in my Mercedes

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Just came back from war (grocery store the day before Thanksgiving)

I bought an iPad cus yall said people with an iPad have they shit together and now I’m just a bitch with an iPad fighting for my life who lied?????!!!!!!???

in the clurb, we are NOT all fam.

on the bright side its a 70 degree day in november so we might not even live through this administration

I hope Joe goes to bed early tonight and is completely unbothered by the election. Manz needs a vacation