Christopher Allen

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Christopher Allen

@MayoRabbit

Allow me to pre-emptively apologize for everything I'm going to tweet. Because I'm probably not going to apologize for it later. https://t.co/Smk2sCMH2l

Hot as hell south GA. Katılım Aralık 2020
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Christopher Allen@MayoRabbit·
Ok Cavs it's a 35-pt lead with 8 minutes to go. If you learned anything from this series, it's that it's totally doable.
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The Cavs might lose this game but they'll be 3-1 in analytics and therefore be one win away from going to the Finals in analytics land.
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@mattyglesias Only enough suck to go around for NY teams and the Rangers and Mets had to take more than their share for the Knicks to be un-cursed.
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Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias·
Remember, uh, the Knicks regular season when they weren’t nearly this good? What was happening then?
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Hey @cenkuygur the drum in my washing machine stopped spinning. Why would Israel do this? Can you let others know of my plight? Thanks.
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Christopher Allen@MayoRabbit·
His "friends" being terrorists who were in prison for good reason. I'll gladly wait for @hasanthehun to go to prison and get kicked out of the US for supporting those terrorists and other evil regimes.
hasanabi@hasanthehun

@ZacB_MN i’ll gladly apologize if my senator adam schiff lifts a pinkie finger to defend his antizionist constituent & democracy. he certainly didnt when my friends were being tortured in an israeli prison. why would he care if i go to an american one?

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Hey @cenkuygur I made some toast and it came out burnt and I noticed the dial was set too high how did Israel do this and how can we stop them from doing it again?
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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
I just kicked two players off my youth football team because their parents don’t drink alcohol
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