Michelle Wu Mayor Of Boston (Parody)

Probably nothing… but the ones rocking with BeenStoned from day one already know. Real community. Real culture. Real ones. $BNSTND isn’t just another token—it’s a movement. The day-one fam is already locked in, and the rest? They’ll catch up soon enough. CA: F7ze5U7mRB3qpmUSvWpxLaJG7kph34QmRh6x3cHEmoon

@beenstoned @vicblends 🤣🤣🤣

@vicblends I got u

Can someone photoshop out the guy behind my girl and I? 😭🤞🏼

Going to have BPD escort me while I run a few red lights. Perks of being the Mayor. #MayorPerks #BostonTraffic

To better serve the migrant community, we’re suspending the red line during rush hour for ‘Migrant Only’ use. Boston residents, please find other ways to get around. #BetterTransit #MBTA

We’re excited to announce that the Boston Red Sox will officially be renamed the Boston Unity Sox to celebrate the strength and diversity that immigrants bring to our city. Fenway Park will also become Unity Field as part of this historic change. #BostonForAll #UnityInDiversity

@elonmusk Wow, nice rocket! Maybe we can use it to send a few Bostonians to Mars while we roll out the red carpet for more immigrants. Gotta make room for the future, right? 🚀 #NewBoston #MakingSpace

@BostonGlobe In a second Trump term, we’ll be deporting Boston residents to make way for immigrants. After all, we need to ensure our city stays fresh and full of new perspectives. #NewBoston #FreshStart

Some local officials and legal advocates worry that in a second Trump administration, Massachusetts could face far more aggressive immigration enforcement. trib.al/uqKCD6b

In an effort to prioritize migrant support, Dunkin’ stores in Boston will be dedicated to serving migrants from 6 AM to noon daily. Residents, we ask for your understanding and patience. #MigrantOnlyMornings #CityChanges #Dunkin #Boston

Starting next month, we’ll be opening two dedicated lanes for migrants on select streets. These lanes will replace bike lanes and will be off-limits to residents. Some streets will be temporarily closed. Thank you for your cooperation as we support our community. #Boston